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Appendix:List of protologisms by topic

This page houses proposed protologisms, or newly invented words, arranged topically.

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Alphabetical Listing of Protologisms (unstable neologisms)Edit

See Appendix:List of protologisms.

Topical List of Protologisms (unstable neologisms) for EnglishEdit

Here is a list of proposed or (at least presently) narrowly diffused neologisms (newly invented yet not widely accepted words or phrases) for English (with a very short description to save time for those wishing to just get a bird's eye glimpse of their intended meanings). Feel free to add additional suggested words for others to consider (see instructions below on adding new words). Humorous additions can be added if they do fill an expressive gap; they can be identified with italics.

Time termsEdit

(Example: "After those tokes it took me a nanoeon to get to the grocery.")

Anniversary termsEdit

Amount of times termsEdit

Frequency termsEdit

Night termsEdit

Education TermsEdit

  • Divertegration: (noun) A process of making minor boundary adjustments within a district to evenly distribute a population. A form of apportionment used to make minor adjustments to a delimited population base.

Pronunciation {Dee-ver-ti-grey-shuhn} Origin 2006: combination of diversity: and :integration:

  • Divertegrate: (verb) to assure even population distribution, usually ethnic or socio-economic, via minor boundary delimitation or apportionment.

Pronunciation Pronunciation {Dee-ver-ti-greyt} Origin 2006: combination of diversity: and :integrate:

Names of education toys (see Wikiversity: Essential Preschool Part I)Edit

  • Abstrak: a wood/cardboard toy railroad system which you can make for infants and toddlers to push around on the floor.
  • Abstrak 2: a toy railroad system with a 2-inch-wide track formed from pieces of cardboard folded to form sidecurbs, along which 1-1/2-inch block trains can be pushed.
  • Abstrak 4: toy railroad where three-inch wide cars (as a locomotive made from the top of an antifreeze jug) are pushed along a four-inch-wide space on the carpet created by lining up blocks or other structures along the sides.
Č̣escấgộ Chess Piece Identity Master Diagram
  • Č̣escấgộ Chess game made from small wood parts fitted together to form clearly identifiable pieces (pawn, knight, bishop, rook, queen, king), which can be large enough to play on an eight-foot-wide painted or carpeted outdoor chessboard by children at too young an age to be kept sitting at a table indoors as with customary chess sets.
  • Claxwell - a mostly wood toy car with notched wheels and tongue-depressor sticks mounted on sides to rub against moving wheels so that when you push it around on the floor the wheels make a horrendous clacking sound. Named in honor of that old car owned by Jack Benny and Rochester, the most famous sound-effect on old-time radio except maybe for Fibber McGee's closet, and of that neighborhood where the Urban Electric Blues was invented (Black + Jews = Blues).
  • (wooden) diamond: a "diamond"-(rhomboid-)shaped block made from 3/4-inch scrap or cutoff board and about 2 x 3 inches wide, selected and cut as a diamond because having a messy-looking irregular knot or other deco feature in the wood (otherwise most toy blocks are cut rectangular).
  • Eggspflat - an flat but eggshape block trimmed down from a discarded cut-off piece of 3/4"-board with a big messy-looking knot (blemish-decoration), usable at Eastertide instead of real hens' eggs.
  • Fingerblocken or Towerbauerfingerblocken - well-sanded elongate blocks made right in your neighborhood from cut-off pieces of lumber, hardwood branchsticks, etc.; when in doubt cut to default length 5" / 13 cm. but any length is o.k. Varnish very soft, easily-stained pieces; sand hardwoods down fine to show grain. Can be used to build amazingly tall hexagonal World Babble Bubble Towers with an 8" World Babble Bubble Ball on top.
  • Linkin' Loglets [[1]] - set of elongate block toys notched at each end, similar to proprietary product of similar name, but made right in your neighborhood by collecting and trimming down slender dead branches and forming flattened cut-away areas near each end, to build mini-log cabins, World Babble Bubble Towers etc. Sand edges to prevent splinters and ripping off any nice-looking bark.
  • Miró - wedge-shaped block with multiple or messy knot(s) in fat end. When standing, resembles a large Chicago statue located across the street from the bigger Picasso.
  • Picasso - long 3" - 8" wedge-shaped block with a well-shaped round knot in the fat end, like a staring eye, somewhat resembling the Chicago statue.
  • Plywood Ravioli - 2" / 5 cm. wide square or diamond-shaped pieces trimmed from plywood; varnish advisable.
  • Slabacus - an abacus made with a wooden frame, telephone cable, and sliding beads about an inch round.
  • World Babble Bubble Ball - 8" (20 cm.) kickball with light plastic garbage inside and weatherprotective tape on the outside. Made from refuse found right in your neighborhood.

Scientific TermsEdit

  • Coyotus Interruptus - A temporary pause in the law of gravity, i.e when something is not affected by gravity for a brief time.

(Coined from the joke latin of Wile E. Coyote cartoons, and of the coyote himself when he temporarily hangs in the air {interrupting the law of gravity}, before falling.

  • E-reptile dysfunction - virtual disease illustrated by a soon-to-be-famous internet cartoon showing a pooped-out or dead snake or crocodile lying in a tangled wreck with its mouth hideously gaping in front of a computer or other high tech device.
  • Pseudolixir - something which appears to be a miraculous cure or beneficial product, but is in fact false.

(Coined from the words "pseudo" {the greek word for false}, and "elixir", which means a miracle cure.)

  • Helixir - A beneficial chemical or cure which involves DNA.

(Coined from the words "helix" to mean the double helix of DNA, and the word "elixir".)

Anatomical termsEdit

  • Hecuba: something you excrete when you're scared. "It scared the hecuba outa me."

Medicotechnological (smoking cessation) termsEdit

  • kiseruni - a kiseru modified to have two stems leading to mouthpieces, enabling two persons to vape the same 25-mg. serving simultaneously, with health-related advantage:
  • each draws twice as slow,
  • each gets half the heat, making it twice as mild.
  • minitoke or mini-toke - Designed for use in anti-overdose smoking, e.g. "minitoke utensil". Should designate devices having a narrow screened crater i.e. burning-chamber, 1/4-inch or 6-mm. i.d., permitting 25-mg. servings, replacing the pernicious 700-mg. commercial cigaret or 500-mg. "joint". Such utensils can use the shredded tobacco from a cigaret or properly sifted (1/16th-inch mesh) herb of any species. The Japanese kiseru and middle-eastern midwakh usually have a narrow enough crater to qualify. Utensil should be fitted with a long flexible drawtube so the smoke has plenty of time to cool down before reaching your trachea.
  • toke - A single prolonged slow draw on a minitoke utensil, generally 5-15 seconds, to VAPE a 25-mg. serving of any properly sifted particulate dry herb.

Technological termsEdit

  • B-cart - low-tech trailer for bicycles and mopeds. See Eco-Appropriate Carpentry.
  • electripod (n) a personal electric vehicle (PEV) having characteristics that allow it to function as an electric pedestrian. Examples: Segway Human Transporter, Toyota Iswing and Rad2Go Q Electric Chariot scooter. [2]
  • teratomobile - An SUV [3] or over-sized pickup truck, esp. those with bulging wheel wells designed to look like bunched-up jaw muscles.

Computer termsEdit

  • BACKUM - set of different backups (e.g: different project) on the same time.
  • DATASITE - same as infosite.
  • fukudaed - having been in a loop of disconnecting and reconnecting from a chat room or IRC
  • INFOPAGE - a page of an internet site; see next entry.
  • INFOSITE or infosite - a term for "internet site;" it has a better aesthetic quality (sounds sleeker and more futuristic) than "website." The capitalization indicates that it is a portmanteau (like "EURATOM").
  • mutualwiki - the competitive practice of like-minded IT managers who gather together in small groups to engage and enable in the simultaneous entry of enormous quantities of disjointed and irrelevant information into a Wiki, thereby attaining arousal and self gratification. Mutualwiki is generally frowned upon by non-management IT professionals. See also: pointless, egotistical diarrhea.
  • wikiholic - someone who spends a lot of time browsing and/or contributing to wiki sites* * * * *
  • wikiphilia - love of wiki sites.
  • wikiphobia - fear of wiki sites.
  • Wiktionary:Wikisaurus - a Thesaurus constructed within Wiktionary
  • Wikiality - wikipedia + reality. It means truth based on consensus, rather than fact.
  • webeye - eye disorientation and possibly mild headache(s), caused by scrolling down partially loaded web pages. When the web page starts or stops, and then abruptly stops or starts loading during a mouse scroll, the eye(s) might get disoriented trying to read the text.

Computer IdentificationEdit

  • Macnaticism - A fanatical devotion to the Macintosh operating system, leading to the disparaging of all other systems or names associated with those systems, or possibly the people using those systems. Also Macnatic or Macnatical.

Electronic game termsEdit

  • Moogless - a female Moogle or female Final Fantasy fan
  • Mooglophile - a Final Fantasy fan
  • Mooglophobia - hatred of the Final Fantasy video game series
  • Mooglatry - worship of the Final Fantasy video game series
  • pechnidaltry - worship of electronic games
  • pechnidiocrisia - criticism, censorship of, or restriction on video games
  • pechnidiology - study of electronic games
  • apostate gamer - a video game player who has given up religious faith or heritage in favor of his or her own video game interests.
  • necro-port - a direct port of a video game that was originally designed for an ancient game system that is converted for play on a modern game system, especially a port of an Famicom/NES game on a sixth generation console.
  • dodo game - an electronic game that received rave reviews at the time of its release, but panned by much later critics.
  • Nintendoism - a term coined by Nintendo personnel or derived from Nintendo games
  • Nintendophobia - fear of Nintendo or its products (especially its handheld platforms), patents, or characters.


Civic planning, or civil engineering termsEdit

1. On-line directory indicating where in your area to bring or sell recyclable materials. Concept as of late 2007 was in use only in Hennapin County, MN and Madison, WI but deserves to be adopted everywhere, as the meaning of the word is easily recognized.

2. Book or website describing in encyclopedic fashion what you can make out of just about anything, organized topically, alphabetically, etc. Used as title of a book published in Boston, 1976, by a group of teachers showing what schoolchildren can make out of paper and other familiar materials. Should be expanded to include just about everything on the planet that someone is threatening to discard or use in wasteful unworthy fashion, by which time it would be the largest book ever published. Should prioretize wood fibre products, which if properly reused, will save our forests. (Also Reusipedia, Reuseipedia, Reuse-it-ipedia etc.)

1. Zoning terminology for space directly adjacent to and between centers of consumption and recycling; allows for re-crafting of usable household or other objects while allowing formation of a new creative occupations in product design. Also takes scrap wooden, rubber, and wire material from manufacturing processes. Typical form consists of a drop off area- sorting - binning and catalog operations immediately accessible to "re-creators" workshops. Workshops are supplied with minimal power for hand tools and battery chargers. Larger machinery is located in a shared workspace. The opposite side of the building is a storefront or portable carts on the street offering re-created objects for sale, such as toys, chess sets and

Emotions, Virtues, Intellectual StatesEdit

  • knellhell n. The emotiom and fear that one feels when you realise that someone nearby is about to meet a certain death and you cannot do anything to help them.
  • lovedom n (love + suffix dom; cf. kingdom, stardom) the world of love, the totality of loving emotions and attitudes.
Edward VIII was that rare romantic who challenged society by trading his kingdom for lovedom.
  • randominity n. A state of excessive chaotic, creative and whimsical energy. pointless; obscure; irrelevant.--TrudoJo

Social termsEdit

  • jhe - Pronounced to rhyme with "he" and "she". Use this term instead of "s/he" or "he/she".
  • hon - pronounced to rhyme with "non" and "on". Use this term instead of "his/her". hons plural; honself reflexive.
  • faux-mo: When a generation lacking any clear, unique identity attempts (in inconsistant, questionably sincere and argueably futile ways) to label and define itself and/or it's cultural elements. This is generally characterized by a sort of quiet desperation, thinly veiled hostility and confusion.
  • language rot - derived from code rot, calling terms like "undigital" (which has come to use, but should not be used, for reasons which are not written here)
  • logocrisiaphobia - opposition to censorship
  • videocracy (video + cracy, power) - the power of visual images in shaping contemporary societies; the crucial impact of television, cinema, internet, and advertising on public opinion, political affairs, market strategies, etc.
Wouldn't "mediacracy" (meaning a state ruled by the media, as opposed to just "visual images") be a better term for this?Daniel Brockman 01:41, 14 Sep 2004 (UTC)
  • disneyfication/disneyfied - the process of something or someone being altered, made popular or affected in any way by the Walt Disney Corporation.

(Example - the Disney films originate from literature and myths but have been made popular with slight alterations from their origins. Seven Dwarfs, Cinderella, Dumbo, Robin Hood)

  • communetail - when an ecommerce company utilizes community-provided content as part or all of its product offering; or, ecommerce powered / augmented by community supplied products and / or content (see
  • communetailer, a retailer that engages in communetail practices
  • thon. Third person singular pronoun.

Family termsEdit

National, Cultural, etc.Edit

  • nationist - Someone who has prejudices towards or practices discrimination against those of other nations or national origins. (unlike "nationalist", "nationist" always has a negative connotation) (adj. nationistic)
  • Coulterism -n- data that has been deliberately misrepresented or completely fabricated in order to support an otherwise unsupportable partisan position
  • queendom - a matriarchical monarchy
  • Menconianism - censorship on the basis of Biblical standards, especially in conservative religious groups. (Coined after Al Menconi)
  • Liebermanism - government censorship
  • reinspirement - a term replacing retirement to describe how to insure later-years security in the 21st century
  • nannyism - the belief that responsibilities attributed to parenthood should be the responsibilities of a given government
  • Usmerican - (pronounced Yoos-mair-ih-can)Portmanteau of U.S. and American; intended to replace American, with the meaning of citizen of the United States or having to do with the United States, with a more precise word due to American in a literal sense applying to Canadian(s), Mexican(s), and all South American countries.
  • freosion (pronounciation free-owe-tion)-n- a gnawing away at the rights and priveleges accorded to humanity in a democracy. contraction of freedom and erosion. etymology:O.E. freo "free, exempt from, not in bondage," also "noble, joyful,";-dom: abstract suffix of state, from O.E. dom "statute, judgment" (cf. freodom, wisdom); from L. erosionem (nom. erosio) "a gnawing away," noun of action from pp. stem of erodere "gnaw away," from ex- "away" (see ex-) + rodere "gnaw"

Political termsEdit

  • autoanarchy - A status quo of few if any rules governing individuals or nations, enforced by one powerful authority.
  • idiocracy - A country run by idiots
  • oligoanarchy - A status quo of few if any rules governing individuals or nations, enforced by a few powerful authorities.
  • republican anarchy - A status quo of few if any rules governing individuals or nations, enforced by representatives of the people.
  • democratic anarchy - A status quo of few if any rules governing individuals or nations, enforced by the assent of the people.
  • misandrocracy - A country, especially a feminist-derived gynarchy, where males are severely oppressed.
  • misogynocracy - A country, especially an Islamic state, where females are severely oppressed.
  • dracocracy - A country, usually a theocracy, which imposes the strictest laws on its people and punishes breaches of those laws most severely (sometimes by death).
  • kylsclaimer-(plural kylsclaimers) 1.One who disclaims, disowns, or renounces. 2.(law) A denial, disavowal, or renunciation, as of a title, claim, interest, estate, or trust; relinquishment or waiver of an interest or estate. 3. A public disavowal, as of pretensions, claims, opinions, and the like. (a denial or a public disavowal,similar to disclaimer).
  • man shooterin' Kennedydead - an assassin programmed to shoot at a political leader from a distant high window. Named after a famous "prophetic" 1962-3 movie starring Laurence Harvey and Frank Sinatra (Laurence Harvey died of cancer, age 45, on November 25, 1973-- "ten years aftah".)
  • RWTSH - acronym for "right wing talk show host", as in "Rwtsh Youknowwhobaw"
  • pseudoconservative or pseudocon - talk show host who rails against wasteful government spending on assistance to the poor but cheers at the felling of trees, boasts of smoking huge cigars, and spends tens of thousands on illicitly prescribed painkillers to relieve symptoms related to obesity.
  • Ameriwama - name of new country formed on North American continent after election of a popular young leader and (despite contrary statements) legalization of you-know-what.
  • Pontrarian - political philosophy which attempts to look at problems in comparison with the opposing argument/solution. The goal is to increase the quantity and quality of data upon which sound decisions can be made. This is a contraction of Political and Contrarian. Similar to Politrarian but easier to pronounce and read.
  • Politrarian - political philosophy which attempts to look at problems in comparison with the opposing argument/solution. The goal is to increase the quantity and quality of data upon which sound decisions can be made. This is a contraction of Political and Contrarian.
  • tyrannism: n. - any political ideology that insists that a tyranny or a tyrant is the solution to all dilemmas; the Nazi Leader Principle is an example of this.
  • tyrannist: n. - Someone who supports or encourages a tyrant or a tyranny, without regard for the part of the political spectrum said tyrant or tyranny belongs to. For example, a Communist or Nazi. (See [4] for an example)
  • eidicarchy: A government run by or on behalf of special interest groups. (Synonym: eidicocracy)
  • etepiarchy: A government run by or on behalf of corporations; a corporate dictatorship. (Synonmy: etepiacracy)

Pairing TermsEdit

also known as "Ship names"

These are mostly new neologisms.

Avatar: The Last AirbenderEdit

  • Azulaang - the ship name for the romantic pairing of Azula and Aang
  • Harutara - the ship name for the romantic pairing of Haru and Katara
  • Jetara - the ship name for the romantic pairing of Jet and Katara
  • Kataang - the ship name for the romantic pairing of Katara and Aang (canon)
  • Katoph - the ship name for the romantic pairing of Katara and Toph (yuri, femmslash)
  • Maiko - the ship name for the romantic pairing of Mai and Zuko (canon)
  • MaiTy - the ship name for the romantic pairing of Mai and Ty Lee (yuri, femmslash)
  • Sokaang - the ship name for the romantic pairing of Sokka and Aang
  • Sukka - the ship name for the romantic pairing of Suki and Sokka (canon)
  • Taang - the ship name for the romantic pairing of Toph and Aang
  • Tokka - the ship name for the romantic pairing of Toph and Sokka
  • Ty Lokka - the ship name for the romantic pairing of Ty Lee and Sokka
  • Ty Luko - the ship name for the romantic pairing of Ty Lee and Zuko
  • Yukka - the ship name for the romantic pairing of Yue and Sokka (briefly canon)
  • Zukaang - the ship name for the romantic pairing of Zuko and Aang (yaoi, slash)
  • Zukka - the ship name for the romantic pairing of Zuko and Sokka (yaoi, slash)
  • Zutara - the ship name for the romantic pairing of Zuko and Katara
  • Zuuki - the ship name for the romantic pairing of Zuko and Suki

Harry PotterEdit

  • Dramione - the ship name for the romantic pairing of Draco and Hermione
  • DracoxHarry - the ship name for the romantic pairing of Draco and Harry (yaoi, slash)
  • Ginarry - the ship name for the romantic pairing of Ginny and Harry (canon)
  • GinnyxHermione - the ship name for the romantic pairing of Ginny and Hermione (yuri, femmslash)
  • Gray Harry - the ship name for the romantic pairing of Professor Dumbledore and Harry (yaoi, slash)
  • Lunarry - the ship name for the romantic pairing of Luna and Harry
  • RonxHermione - the ship name for the romantic pairing of Ron and Hermione (canon)
  • SnapexHermione - the ship name for the romantic pairing of Professor Snape and Hermione
  • SnapexHarry, Snarry - the ship name for the romantic pairing of Professor Snape and Harry (yaoi, slash)
  • WerewolfxDog - the ship name for the romantic pairing of Professor Lupin and Sirius Black

Artemis FowlEdit

  • Artolly (or Holtemis) - the ship name for the romantic pairing of Artemis II and Holly
  • TroublexHolly - the ship name for the romantic pairing of Trouble Kelp and Holly
  • ArtemisxMinerva - the ship name for the romantic pairing of Artemis II and Minerva

Words relating to MeetingsEdit

  • meetnik n (meet + suffix nik) a person who enjoys meetings and all sorts of administrative events and tries to attend as many of them as possible.
Being socially active is one thing, meeting for the sake of meeting is another. I try to stay away from meetniks for whom getting together is an end in itself.
  • eventify v (event + suffix ify ) to fill with events, to make more eventful.
Do you want to eventify your life? To make it fuller and brighter? Come to travel with us (see workship.
  • meateating n (as in "invited to a meateating") - a meeting where they serve meat. Occupational hazard for politicians on the "rubber chicken" or "soul cooking" circuit. Can lead to Harold Washington Syndrome-- after the late Mayor of Chicago was forced by his doctors to quit smoking, his weight ballooned to 284 pounds at the time of his death a year later.

Religious termsEdit

  • agnatheist - someone who doesn't like the definite "there is no god" of atheism, but leans much more towards there being no god than a normal agnostic might
  • apatheist - someone who claims not to care if there is a God or maintains such a fact would not change their life (perhaps due to their belief that such a God would not judge them, reward them, etc.)
  • athearchist - a made-up religion that is a mix of atheism and anarchy.
  • Egalitarial - A particularly liberal type of Christian Church that concentrates on social justice rather than proselytisation; a counterpoint label to existing label "evangelical" for Christian churches; largely an American phenomenon.
  • Radical Muzzlewomanism - the doctrine that every boy and every girl should wear a muzzle. Boys should wear a muzzle 14 hours a day, or at all times except when eating, and girls should wear a muzzle 22 hours a day.
  • reLIcious adj (relic + religious] religiously devoted to relics, to the preservation of the past.
Example: Nothing in contemporary life carries meaning for him. He is a deeply relicious person, not simply nostalgic.
  • shawoman - a female shaman
  • quarrel with God: noun. a religious belief that contradicts with the central doctrine of a larger religion. verb. to hold or indoctrinate a religious belief that contradicts with the central doctrines of a larger religion.
  • G.O.D. -

1. Good Old Dad (see G.O.M.)

2. Giant Outdoor Dominoes - game set made with wooden dominoes, usually 11" x 5-1/2" x 1-1/2" or larger. See Wikiversity: Essential Preschool Part I.

3. Giant Overhead Dominoes -- huge balloons the size of a football field, shaped like a domino (or Bible, or cigar box), on top of which levitating trains run at 600 mph from Chicago to London, or wherever. Anchored by strong cables down which electricity can run to land-based energy uses, or to anchored old ships lining the travel path across the seas (see workship). Power to run trains, and more, obtained by acres of photoelectric generators laid out on the top of each domino on either side of the railroad right-of-way. Eliminates present-day colossal waste of fuel on obsolete airplanes.

  • G.O.M. - Good Old Mom. Acronym pronounced somewhat similar to a Sanskrit word meaning "cow".
  • workship - old vessel which, instead of being scrapped, is used for eco-appropriate purposes including:

1. eco-appropriate carpentry: scrap lumber is loaded on board at port of departure and passengers earn their passage by making shelvises (thriftstore shelving units), B-carts, stookles, education toys and other eco-products which are sold at port of arrival.

2. anchoring G.O.D. (Giant Overhead Dominoes): old scows are lined up spanning the ocean, to which the G.O.D. are tethered by cables. Electric current from photovoltaic panels atop the dominoes is sent down the cables to provide power to run the workshops on board the ships.

3. hemigration: each October or April, over a billion persons, especially children, travel on workship south or north in order to live year-round in a summer climate where they can learn about the forest and do appropriate outdoor work to improve the planet.

Treeligious termsEdit

  • treeactionary - someone devoted to campaigning against the logging of forests for an unworthy purpose such as tobacco curing, beefcattle ranching or fancy hardwood flooring when plywood will do.
  • treeage - the art or procedure of sawing a damaged board, resulting in three pieces which can be further trimmed for various uses depending on size. Aimed at preventing the waste of even small pieces and consequent loss of more living trees.
  • short treeage - cutting at the end of a lengthwise crack, resulting in two narrow pieces and one wide one.
  • long treeage - cutting on either end of a large knot or knothole in the middle of a board, which would weaken the board for structural uses, resulting in two longer pieces and one short piece which can be trimmed to an oval shape and made into an Eggspflat.
  • treeconomics - the doctrine and/or practice of preventing wood fibre waste, either in the forests or in urban areas, in order to protect living trees against unnecessary further harvests.

a. "The piece of cut-off board or 2 x 4 that the builders, developers, carpenters etc. discarded is salvaged and made into the cornerstone of a new ecosustainable treeconomy."

b. "For the scrap lumber carpenters so loved the forest, that they gave their underpaid overtime to salvage and reuse discarded woodfibre materials for all wood-based products, so that trees now standing might serve hundreds more years of generous beneficent productive life."

c. "In order to extend our timber and timber fibre resources and reduce pressures for timber production from federal lands, the Forest Service should expand its research in the use of recycled and waste timber product materials, develop techniques for the substitution of these secondary materials for primary materials... including...material now being wasted both in the forests and in manufactured products."-- U. S. Federal Law, Chapter 36: 16 USC #1600-1601, "Resources Planning Act of 1974"

  • treeconomy - doctrine and practice of reforestation instead of ecocide.
  • treeforce - (after Goethe) the Good, the Right, and the Up.
  • treehad or treehaad - the disposition and the effort to campaign ceaselessly for reforestation.
  • treeligion - the belief that the trees are God and/or gods.

d. "In the beginning, or since the beginning, whichever comes first, the Trees created the heavens (or the 21% which is oxygen, maybe some other God created the 78% which is nitrogen) and the earth (topsoil, without which we'd all be at sea)."

  • treeology - the belief in a personal God, i.e. in the personhood of trees. Unlike humans (who are, according to Jefferson and his cosigners, created equal) trees are more or less persons depending on size, and the protection of the biggest trees is to be prioretized, clearing underbrush to prevent catastrophic billion-dollar fires in Australia, Brazil, California etc. and to protect against a kid running in the woods getting speared in the eye by a low-flying dead branch.
  • treetheism - the doctrine that the trees are God (see treeligion). Humans and other animals are seen as secondary beings with a caretaker function, i.e. whose purpose for being is to protect and improve the forest and promote reforestation.

Artistic termsEdit

Literary CriticismEdit

Music termsEdit

  • mozartivation - use of high quality music to inspire high quality work performance
  • nannerl complex - envy of some other kid who had a smart older sister

Names of noisy toy instruments for the infant and the toddler (see Wikiversity: Essential Preschool Part I)Edit

  • bogenbong - straight well-sanded stick up to 13" / 40 cm. in length, to one end of which a hardwood bead or metal nut is attached, for bonging on the marimibadera or other instruments or surfaces. Stick handle may be notched for kratzing against a zooky, clwnky, table-edge, pan, pot, tin or other soundscrapes about the house. Named after recently retired Music Director of the Chicago Symphony Orchestra.
  • bogie or Kraadtzenbogen - short hardwood stick (limit 11" / 35 cm. for eye safety; may be bent or bowed), with notches lining one or more sides or edges to kratz (scratch, scrape, rasp or grate) against a zooky etc.
  • clwnky - combination of a wooden handle and a 2" / 5 cm. high green plastic beverage bottle bottom, securely fastened together, in which (when held upright) a czogy can rattle, or against the lip of which a bogie can be kratzed. When ground ferociously against a concrete floor it makes a hell of a noise
  • czogy - a battered old golf ball with two holes drilled through it, or golf-ball-sized wood spheroid or heavy metal nut or other projectile which can be wired securely to a clwnky and make a loud clwnk when it is swung wp and lands in the cwp, or rattle once it is there. Must be large enough not to be swallowed by infant, and wire-tether short enough to avoid danger of strangulation.
  • edgescrape - any hardwood or metal or plastic edge which produces a good loud noise when kratzed against by a bogie.
  • Klavierplatte, or Infantoddler Klavierplatte - a non-noisy toy instrument consisting of a paper plate left over from the last picnic, with a segment of piano keyboard drawn on it with a magic marker, along with parts of the F-clef, middle C and G-clef lined up with the keyboard so that infants learn the correspondence between written and tactile music. (The midline of the c-clef is lined up with a C on the keyboard, the F-line of the F-clef with an F, etc.) Infants learn to sing or cry notes while touching the "keys" with their fingers, though up to age three no one cares if the sung note is the correct one to match the touched note. Or infant can be encouraged to touch a note and hear some groanup sing or moan a note, again it makes no difference if the correct one. The infant can also be introduced to a real music keyboard, piano or electric piano etc., and learn to see the relationship between sound and silent keyboards (the latter being sing-it-yourself-oriented).
  • Kraadtzenbogen - see bogie. From Ger. kratzen scrape and Bogen bow (It. arco).
  • kratz - (vi. & vt.) to scratch, scrape, rasp or grate with a bogie against a zooky, clwnky, marimbadera, cage-bar -- oops, I mean crib-bar, pot, pan or other household soundscrape.
  • marimbadera - a large cooperative instrument like the Balinese gamelan, except more noise and less music. Thirteen metal rods or bundles of rods are welded together into a structure, and segments of bamboo or hardwood slats wire-strung into the airspace between the top bars, to be beaten upon with the bogenbong. Several toddlers can stand around bonging and kratzing simultaneously.
  • stradizuki or stradizooky - a violin-shaped toy instrument with a hardwood bar to which a cooky tin, catfood can, green 2" / 5 cm.-high plastic beverage-bottle-bottom and various coathanger wires and wirebraids are attached. Toddler can make many kinds of rattly noises by stroking with the notched side or edge of a bogie, get amazing tones by stroking with the "smooth" (actually cross-sanded) side of the bogie, or pluck the plastic bottle-bottom cwp. Named for Antonio Stradivari and Dr. Shinichi Suzuki (1898-1998). See zooky.
  • stratozuki - larger than the above, a guitar-shaped instrument with several kinds of #1, #2 (etc.) plastic bottle parts, cwps, bowls and so forth which can be plwcked, bonged or kratzed on. See zooky.
  • U-flute - instrument made by combining a cheap plastic mouthpiece which produces a tone, like a recorder mouthpiece, with a 1-1/4" / 4 cm.-diameter straight length of hollowed-out regular old street tree branch from your neighborhood. The wood piece is female and fits over the mouthpiece. Holes are drilled along the side not according to strict music standards like a real recorder but just wherever it looks nice or the wood is strong enough. Named after the University of You-don't-want-to-know-what.
  • wirecage-rattler - a rattle made of a hunk of wood with a wire cage at one end with a stone or other noisy object inside. Looks like a seasquid. Wires must be strong or the object inside too large to swallow in case it gets out.
  • zookicello - a structure like a painter's easel, with a hardwood bar slanting down four feet or more to the floor, with various cups, bottle parts, tins, cardboard boxes etc. attached to it. Several toddlers can stand around bonging and kratzing.
  • zooky - generic term for a family of viol-like instruments with a hardwood bar and various noisy things attached to it. The idea originated in the Madison, Wis., Suzuki program where teachers devised a toy instrument for toddlers with "violin tendencies" to play on instead of messing with an older sibling's $100 instrument (see photo in Kay Collier Slone: They're Rarely Too Young... and Never Too Old "To Twinkle").
  • zukiola - bigger version of a stradizuki, using the bottom 3" / 8 cm. of a 5-gal. #2 (HDPE) plastic bucket, similar-sized open cardboard box with top edges varnished or lined with strong hard resonant paper-backed tape, or extra-large cookie tin.

Names of non-noisy education toy instruments, so you can get up close to the grown-ups without disturbing the mealEdit

  • Pianofloorte, or Klavierplatte - Any paper picnic plate on which with a felt marker you have drawn about ten white-keys' worth of a keyboard, with C near the middle, which can be set on the floor right in front of a crawling 6-month-old and the infant's fingers guided to keys, whereupon you sing the note which was touched by the infant, who learns to activate your trained singreflex by touching the keys, prior to being let loose on a cheap real soundmaking keyboard.
  • czogy (see above) - rotate Clwnky slowly so czogy swings around in a foot-wide orbit, while you maybe sing a low clarinet trill, prior to suddenly singswinging/swingsinging the czogy up and singing the first theme from "Rhapsody in Blue" while rattling the czogy in the Clwnky cwp. You'll be the King of Swingsing and the kid will be the Prince of Wheels.

Names of eco-appropriate carpentry productsEdit

  • B-cart {bike-trailer) - a wooden box mounted on two bicycle wheels, with hinged swinging arms in front which can meet at a point where they are attached to the seatpost of a bicycle. Uses recycled scrap boards and either a front fork with wheel (light model) or rear fork with wheel (heavy model) from an old scrapped bicycle. Bike parts don't have to be as good as new for the two-wheeled trailer to be used safely. Can replace the car for visits to the shopping center, hauling 200 lb./100 kg. (weaker front-fork model, the other even more). With China, India and other developing countries threatening to put hundreds of millions more cars on the road, this could be a critical innovation to save the planet. Scrap wood and bikes in the U.S. can be saved from the metal recyclers and the woodburners, trimmed and assembled into kits, shipped to low-labor-cost countries, and assembled into final product there. Heavy models can be drawn behind mopeds which are especially plentiful in China and India.
  • eco-appropriate or ecoppropriate - made (1) for environment-protective purposes and (2) without harming any living trees.
  • Maxpostbin - a compost bin, about 1m x 1m x 1m, built on an old scrap pallet and using crappy old lumber such as nail-infested pallet stringers, or lengths of roundwood, i.e. dead 2-3"/5-8cm. branches, with notches cut near the ends linkin-loglet-style, stacked crosswise. Millions of these can be built in drought-infested areas such as in the American west, and combustible brush, stubble etc. placed inside along with sawdust-based compost, to prevent bushfires (in U.S. wildfires). Because palletized, entire bin can be moved with a lifttruck. Also works fine in upper-middle-class liberal gardens.
  • shelvis - a set of shelving made from reused salvaged boards, usually with two spaces and three lateral boards, using four narrow boards as end-standers to avoid wasting two wide boards. Built strong and heavy so four of them can stack up safely for use in thriftstores, utility rooms, etc. (deeper than high) or bookshops (higher than deep).
  • skidbin or P-rack - a shelved bin built on a pallet, for stacking boards on edge instead of flat, permitting purchasers, carpenters etc. to pull out each board for separate inspection when selecting which ones they want, and also permitting entire bin to be moved by a lifttruck. Makes it possible for lumber stores to remarket shorter used lumber pieces up to the length of a pallet.
  • stealthshelf - hidden area behind the front midstep of a steppoman where you can keep your dolly or whatever.
  • steppoman - cross between an ottoman and a stepladder, about 18 inches tall, having a mid-step in front, behind which there is a stealthshelf area. Useful for reaching the top shelf at a crowded thriftstore.
  • stookle - same as a stool but more interesting. Made entirely from salvaged reused boards and/or 2-3-inch diameter roundwood (dead trunks or branches) harvested without cutting any live tree. Usually 20-30 inches tall with four standers and twelve crossbars on the sides. Named after J. Stukel, former Chancellor of the University of Illinois at Chicago, Circle Saw Campus.
  • slabover - a structure featuring a piece of plexiglass suspended 10-20 inches high, under which a person in bed can lie looking up, in order to read or view a slabtop (same as laptop) screen. When the screen is positioned on the slabover looking down, the keyboard is within easy reach of the bedpositioned operator's fingers. Or a separate keyboard can be suspended above the reader's belly, or a two-part keyboard designed with one half each lying on the bed to right and left of the reader, with a system of mirrors above so the reader can see not only the screen but what the two hands are doing. This way even total paraplegics and decrepit old folks can do hours of significant geekwork each week, earn enough money to pay for health care, and live to age 120.
  • tape-a-cat - two-roll tape dispenser, made of scrap wood pieces, which when shelved up high appears to be looking down like a cat. Has a wire trellis along each side against which to cut the tape.

Word science terms (philological protologisms)Edit

  • protothesaurus: (1) - this List of Protologisms by Topic; (2) a List of Protologisms by Topic organized in some fashion analogous to Roget's Thesaurus of synonyms.
  • protoannounce to announce an idea, word or PROTOLOGISM by a rhythmic gesture or musical phrase, as in "The Brahms Fourth Symphony, Op. 98 (neunacht), begins with a main theme that protoannounces the name "Nanette" nine times followed by protoannouncing the name "Johannes Brahms" four times, followed by several more "Nanettes" before things get even complexxer."
  • psychophonetics: the science or, failing that, art of interpreting the sound of a word in order to divine its meaning (or intention), generally by comparing its constituent syllables with basic English (or other-language especially German) root words and discovering and noting particular Freudian pun relationships. Near-synomyn for (die) Fraeudeschoenegoetherdaemmerpsycho:echo:analyse. As Edward Kennedy Ellington, 1899-1974, once said something similar to, "If it sounds similar, it means similar."
  • (die) Fraeudeschoenegoetherdaemmerpsycho:echo:analyse (for -echo-, one may substitute -ego- or -eko-): 1. psychophonetics. 2. a method of interpreting the psyche by interpreting the echo of the psyche, i.e. words, behavior, protoannouncements. 3. The systematic study of pseudofreudian proto-, neo- and metalogisms, including nonverbal gestures, body english, dawgdoiydtschisch etc.
  • semitophonetics: the practice of building up complex modern human languages out of roots which are listed in glossaries according to the sequence of their constituent consonants, without in every case bothering to indicate what the vowels are, as in Hebrew and Arabic.
  • Seminonpseudoscience: a science about which researchers are unsure whether it is true science or not so they agree to split the difference.
  • dawgdoiydtsch: a language-learning language consisting of two-syllable words with two strong accented syllables, as spondee, Orwell, Newsweek etc. May consist of a one-syllable word which has been divided, or "exploded", in two by inserting a firm stopbarrier consisting of two or more consonants such as hard G and D (representing God). In the present example, doiydtsch is imploded dawgdoiydtsch and dawgdoiydtsch is exploded doiydtsch.
  • dawgdoiydtschisch: a language-learning language consisting of three-syllable words in which the first syllable has the accent and the second syllable has the subaccent, as in dawgdoiydtschisch or Stieftochter. Dawgdoiydtschisch is exploded dawgdoiydtsch.
  • dawgdoiydtschischheschisch: a language-learning language consisting of five-syllable words or phrases with accents on the first, second and fourth syllables, sometimes with internals rhymes or alliterations, as in dawgdoiydtschischheschisch, SEPTEMber 'LEVenth! or stepmotherfather (and its relatives). "Without the heschisch you can't do the dawgdoiydtsch."
  • Dawgwagner: a semi-musical act performed by several dogs snarling, biting and jumping on each other like valkyries. Generally considered vulgar.
  • neologistics: A psycho-sociological approach to the evolutionary processes of word invention and acceptance.

Space termsEdit

  • spacian: Someone who was born in outer space.

Separate pages for protologismsEdit

The practice of including newly coined words in the main dictionary space has been disallowed at Wiktionary. Placing the {{protologism}} tag on the page will display a disclaimer and categorize the word as a protologism, but it will subsequently be moved to the List of protologisms.

Additional ResourcesEdit

  • The Internalatonal Dictionary of Neologisms has been collecting invented words since 1985. Everyone is encouraged to submit their coinages or submit additional definitions for existing words.

See alsoEdit