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J/O (third-person singular simple present J/Os or J/O's, present participle J/Oing, simple past and past participle J/Oed or J/O'd)

  1. (intransitive, colloquial, vulgar) Abbreviation of jack off or jerk off.
    • 1996 July 7, glen...@ix.netcom.com, “White sox J/O?”, in alt.sex.homosexual[1] (Usenet), retrieved 2022-08-30:
      Any guys into j/oing in white sox? See lots of guys with sneakers and short and mid white gym sox on all the time. Looks hot to me how bout you? Lets stroke together.
    • 1996 August 16, Horny guy, “Anyone else J/Oing alone?”, in alt.sex.masturbation[2] (Usenet), retrieved 2022-08-30:
      Let's J/O together over the phone. I would love to talk about double fucking my wife with anyone who is J/Oing alone and is really horny! E-me...
    • 1997 January 9, SneexinPA, “Got caught j/oing by mom! in sox and underwear”, in alt.sex.masturbation[3] (Usenet), retrieved 2022-08-30:
      The other day I was just in my white underwear briefs and white gym sox, j/oing to a magazine and my mom came in the room and caught me. I didn't think she would see my big dick because I was humping against the bed, she said I was going to be punished. I loved the whole thing even though my ass hurt real bad from getting paddled. I was wondering if any other guys find this sort of activity fun too. White sox, briefs, j/oing and the spanking turned-me on immensely. I am a white male age 23. Let me here from you today.
    • 1997 April 4, Whyfish, “541 M still iso buddies”, in alt.sex.masturbation[4] (Usenet), retrieved 2022-08-30:
      Guys, come on. I know there are at least one or two real men out there who consider themselves str8 yet have fanatasies of watching and being J/Oed by other str8 guys. If you might be one of those guys that are curious as hell, like me, then get in touch.
    • 1998 November 22, David Herkt, “Beware the St Lukes parking nazi (unless you're in a car ?!)”, in nz.soc.queer[5] (Usenet), retrieved 2022-08-30:
      Well, Squirr, asked and now she is going to get an answer or two. What do men do with the sploof after they have indulged in a bit of self-administered pleasure?

      Well the short-answer is probably that they clean up that teaspoonfull (incidentally it is about 1 calories worth for the diet-conscious) with whatever is convenient. I'd like to think it was always with white disposable tissues but I know I'm wrong. From a drunken discussion with some married heterosexual men a few years ago, I can claim most simply used a dirty T-shirt from the laundry bag (If they were unmarried I suspect the T-shirt would be on the floor) and the one exception was the cleanliness freak amongst that number who only ever J/O'd in the shower. Personally I have never liked J/Oing when I'm been standing. It takes too much concentration to manage to balance as well as coming. Having a shower as well would really confuse things for me.
    • 1999 October 7, TolaSurfer, “PA as first piercing?”, in rec.arts.bodyart[6] (Usenet), retrieved 2022-08-30:
      How does it feel? How much different is say J/Oing with a PA?