because you touch yourself at night

English

Phrase

because you touch yourself at night

1. (idiomatic, vulgar, humorous) Used to humourously deflect a request for a reason.
   • 2000: Mike Barker & Matt Wietzman, Family Guy (TV series), "Wasted Talent"

     Young Peter: Why did all the dinosaurs die out?

     Museum Guide: Because you touch yourself at night.