fuck me gently with a chainsaw

English edit

Etymology edit

From the 1989 black comedy film Heathers. The character Heather Chandler says, "Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa?"

Interjection edit

fuck me gently with a chainsaw

  1. (vulgar) Expressing astonishment or disgust.
    • 2012, Darragh McManus, Even Flow, page 160:
      He muttered, “Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. I give up. Either this guy is the invisible man or, or...or I don't know what. Or this is all a conspiracy and you're all involved, or something. Fuck...me.”
    • 2020, Aaron Lee Marshall, Baqubah: Bones and Blood, page 60:
      I was sitting in one of the forever-waiting lines that form in the Army, when I thought, 'well fuck me gently with a chainsaw, there's 50 Cent.' And sure, as shit it was him.