queef
English
Etymology
Origin uncertain, perhaps a variant form of quiff (“trick, ploy”) or quiff (“woman; vulva”). Perhaps compare Scots queef.[1]
Pronunciation
Noun
queef (plural queefs)
- (slang) An emission of air from the vagina, especially when noisy.
- 2004, Michael Ryan, The Dirtiest Toilet Humor Book Ever, iUniverse, published 2004, page 47:
- Finally, I have only heard about it, but what about the queef? This is the vagina-fart. Is it truly possible?
- 2005, The Bloodhound Gang, “Pennsylvania” (song):
- We are the queef after a porn star breaks the gang bang record.
- 2010 October 16, Bill Casselman, Where a Dobdob Meets a Dikdik: A Word Lover's Guide to the Weirdest, Wackiest, and Wonkiest Lexical Gems, edition Original, Avon: Adams Media, ISBN 9781440506369, OL 24539105M, page 192:
- A queef is not, of course, flatulence, so technically it is not a fart either. It is air, not waste gases produced by digestion, so often there is no attendant odor.
- For more examples of usage of this term, see the citations page.
- Was that a fart or a queef?
- 2004, Michael Ryan, The Dirtiest Toilet Humor Book Ever, iUniverse, published 2004, page 47:
- (slang) A comtemptible person.
- 2000 January 12, “World Wide Recorder Concert”, South Park season 3 episode 17:
- Tough Guy: Oh yeah? Well, you look like a bunch of queefs to me, huh?
- 2000 September 12, D. G. Porter, “Re: OT: Bush Fucks Up with Mike On”, alt.tv.southpark, Usenet:
- When you dumb-fucks repeat some right-wing loon's lie it only makes you look like a queef.
- For more examples of usage of this term, see the citations page.
- 2000 January 12, “World Wide Recorder Concert”, South Park season 3 episode 17:
Synonyms
- (expulsion of air) fanny fart, pussy fart
- (contemptible person) cunt
Translations
an emission of air from the vagina
Verb
queef (third-person singular simple present queefs, present participle queefing, simple past and past participle queefed)
- (intransitive, slang) To produce an emission of air from the vagina.
- (transitive, slang) To make the noise of (a thing) by means of queefs.
- 2002, Dennis Hensley, Screening Party, Alyson Publishing, published 2002, page 74:
- back to the movie where we find Kim, back at the gallery, so catatonic and sex-obsessed she'd sell Michaelangelo's David for $5 and queef the theme from Close Encounters for no extra charge.
- 2002, Dennis Hensley, Screening Party, Alyson Publishing, published 2002, page 74:
References
- ^ 2010 October 16, Bill Casselman, Where a Dobdob Meets a Dikdik: A Word Lover's Guide to the Weirdest, Wackiest, and Wonkiest Lexical Gems, edition Original, Avon: Adams Media, ISBN 9781440506369, OL 24539105M, page 191:
- Queef is Scottish slang, a pronunciation variant of quiff, meaning “vulva” or “vagina”. This, together with British nautical slang where a queef is also a dialectic variant of quiff meaning “a blast of wind,” combined sometime during the last 200 years in vulgar street talk to give the current meaning of queef: an explusion of air from the vulva during or often just after vigorous intercourse, commonly called a pussy fart.