sand in one's vagina

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sand in one's vagina (uncountable)

1. (slang, derogatory, vulgar) A state of annoyance or upset.

   Synonym: (US) bug up one's ass

   My teacher gets sand in her vagina when she's presenting on her computer and it just crashes out of the blue!

   • 2006, Thomas W. Britt, Amy B. Adler, Carl Andrew Castro, Military Life: The Psychology of Serving in Peace and Combat, page 137:

     […] an organizational culture that considers emotional problems as indicative of character weakness and defect. Illustrative of this phenomenon, a senior NCO in an infantry unit I provided support to, once rebuked his soldiers who were seeking mental health services by asking them, "What's the matter with you, you got sand in your vagina?"

   • 2020, Kyle D. Regenauer, Brothers 4 Life, page 75:

     "You're up, like five minutes ago," Theo said as he looked at Nate.
     "Yeah, yeah, don't get sand in your vagina," Nate said as he pulled out his little towel to rub the bowling ball with.

   • 2021, Jennie L. Morris, In the Fogs of London:

     Do you even know who Guy Williams is? Apparently not, or you'd realize it was a compliment and not get sand in your vagina.