Phonetic changes

If you want examples of weird sound changes, try Armenian. In particularly, the development of the word for "two".

Thanks, I'll check it out. Haplology interests me quite a bit, and also sound reversals (comfortably becoming "comfrtbly" and thridd becoming "third").

Metathesis that's called.

Right, thanks!

@UtherPendrogn I would base the future French conlang on nowadays youth talk. You can listen to the basic explanation (examples from American US) in this audio (and read it here, but notice that they do not say exactly the same, and it's not only the order what changes), by James Harbeck. I hope you not to be dismayed when knowing that the future, like the past, can't be predicted (audio or text). Other source could be even modern dialects.

An interesting question: does someone who is permablocked receive these sort of pings? Probably, right?

Didn't realise, didn't check! Well, (s)he has right to info anyway.