cockwaffle
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Etymology edit
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Shitgibbon compound of cock + waffle.
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Noun edit
cockwaffle (plural cockwaffles)
- (slang, vulgar, derogatory) An obnoxious or contemptible person.
- 2010, The Oatmeal, 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides), unnumbered page:
- Steve Jobs is a cockwaffle in a turtleneck.
- 2017, Matthew Cody, Kiersten White, E. C. Myers, ReMade: The Complete Season 1, unnumbered page:
- “Ignore the cockwaffle, please."
- 2021, Susannah Nix, Applied Electromagnetism, unnumbered page:
- He wasn't the least bit attractive to her anymore. He was a cockwaffle. An arrogant, hostile fecalwad who had apparently never liked her and thought she was bad at her job.
- For more quotations using this term, see Citations:cockwaffle.
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Interjection edit
cockwaffle
- (slang, vulgar) An expression of shock, frustration, worry, etc.
- 2014, Michael R. Underwood, Attack the Geek, unnumbered page:
- "Cockwaffle!" she shouted as her hand went to her face. The cut wasn't deep, but if she hadn't moved, she would have become the punch line of a Homestar Runner joke.
- 2015, Kirsty Greenwood, The Vintage Guide to Love and Romance[1], page 297:
- Cockwaffle. Of all the amazing charities I could have said, why the fuck did I make one up. About squirrels.
- 2020, Tameri Etherton, Fatal Legacy, unnumbered page:
- She'd forgotten what Nikala had said about Cian turning the dead bodies to dust in this very warehouse. Cockwaffle. “I'm sorry. That was insensitive of me.”
- For more quotations using this term, see Citations:cockwaffle.