every time one farts

English

Phrase

every time one farts

1. (vulgar, humorous) Every time one does any small thing.
   • 2013, Grigori Gerenstein, The Lucrezia Borgia European Marriage Center: The third novel in the Michael Fridman trilogy, AuthorHouse, →ISBN, page 83:

     He's a prodigious bird watcher and a genius chess player. That's why he's graciously invited us to stay at his villa—so that we admire him and applaud every time he farts.