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johnson (plural johnsons)

  1. (slang) Penis.
    Synonyms: see Thesaurus:penis
    • 1998, Joel and Ethan Coen, The Big Lebowski (motion picture), spoken by The Dude (Jeff Bridges):
      Fuck your sympathy! I don't need your sympathy, man, I need my fucking Johnson!