spunktrumpet

English

Etymology

Shitgibbon compound of spunk +‎ trumpet.

Noun

spunktrumpet (plural spunktrumpets)

1. (slang, vulgar, derogatory, UK, humorous) An obnoxious or contemptible person.
   • 2009 July 12, Nige, “Changes”, in uk.rec.motorcycles‎^[1] (Usenet), retrieved 2022-06-14:

     > So why did you buy a GS500, Twatty?
     
     'cos he's a spunktrumpet :)

   • 2016 July 5, Mack A. Damia, “Brexit Fallout”, in alt.usage.english‎^[2] (Usenet), retrieved 2022-07-16:

     As many pointed out to him in replies, there is presently a relationship in place! Some of the insults:
     ...you are one confused bag of mince.
     ...you boil-in-the-bag rent-a-clown.
     ...YOU ARSE-CHEEKED BOLLOCK-WAGON
     ...you incompetent ventriloquist-dummy-faced spunktrumpet
     ...you reprehensible spam faced tool bag!
     ...you back stabbing cockwomble!
     ...You're an absolute wankcrumpet
     ...you haunted pork mannequin.
     ...you plonker.
     ...mate you're a pie
     ...You gigantic plumb
     ...Every now and then there is a mix up during circumcisions and they keep the wrong f---ing bit!

   • 2019 August 19, GovShill, “[It's Official!] The Right Wing Experiment Has Failed America”, in aus.politics‎^[3] (Usenet), retrieved 2022-07-16:

     >Douchebag!
     
     Spunktrumpet!
     This is fun. How's the duck pond?

   • 2020 April 7, Gerrys Worst Nightmare, “OT - Tinker, Tailor, Mobster, Trump”, in alt.games.microsoft.flight-sim‎^[4] (Usenet), retrieved 2022-07-16:

     On 4/6/2020 5:42 PM, Sygmund_F aka FUCKTARD, aka Lying Gerry Binder, aka Sigmund Froyd, aka Walt_M, aka Nurse Ratched, aka waltmitty, aka N=N+1, aka The Joker, aka Foghorn, aka Hurty McButt-Hurt, aka La Cockroach, aka Putin's Bitch, aka Chicken Little, aka Nutsack Ratfuck aka Suckman_Fucktard a communist lying blowhard troll, welfare fraudster fucknut, terrorist sympathizing, dole-bludging, anal retentive limpdick, race-baiting, Net Cop Spider, Wanker Spider, Humourless Git Spider, Control Freak Spider, racist anarchist, cry-bully, village idiot, ass-licking, sperm guzzling, cock snogging, scrotum sucking, bum banging, pig fucking, Fritz admiring, animal fondling, wank cloth, spunk trumpet, thunder cunt, waste-of-rations, spunk bubble horrenda-cunt, terrorist-supporting, spittle-flecked, mean-spirited, bigoted freak, social justice glitter-warrior, fucknugget card carrying member of the Aussie Nazi Party with a GOD complex whined:

   • 2020 May 6, max.it, “All bets are off”, in uk.sport.cricket‎^[5] (Usenet), retrieved 2022-07-16:

     I wonder what names Henderson was called at school. He must have went^[sic] to some real shithole to learn to behave the way he does. Unless of course he was educated at home, then it all makes sense, he will have gone through full idiot training and came through as a fully fledged spunktrumpet.