2007 — "Brave New Workshop's satire title hits a nerve", Minneapolis Star-Tribune, 13 May 2007:
On Friday night, the nation's oldest comedy/satire theater unveiled "Rise of the Celebretards: A-crotch-alypse Now." The production satirizes celebrity and celebrity worshippers, including the media.
Her catastrophic personal life had transformed her into what the blogger Perez Hilton calls a "celebretard", a ghoulish figure as famous for her cock-ups as her talent. The public loves a celebretard. They make us feel better about our own sorry lives.
Amy's fans don't view her as a celebretard, of course, but as a tragic heroine.
Meanwhile, Tara Palmer-Tomkinson, 36, right, snubbed the celebretards at the Royal Academy Summer Exhibition to talk to and photograph the paps.
2009 — William L. Bauer, American Legends: A Matt Grieve Mystery Thriller, AuthorHouse (2009), →ISBN, page 207:
"Cal invited all his A-List celebretards: other rockers, movie stars, producers, directors, record label execs and Johnny Danglenn — supposedly the best hung dude in Los Angeles' huge porn industry."
2009 — Zoey Dean, Hollywood Is Like High School with Money [novel], Grand Central Publishing (2009), →ISBN, page 147:
Hollywood celebretards Rumer Willis, Vanessa Hudgens, Hania Barton, and Quinn's boy toy, actor/DJ Blake Miller, joined Quinn in sucking down the SoCo and stripping down in the hot tub.
2009 — Ragan Fox, "Paris is Burning", in Exile in Gayville, Lethe Press (2009), →ISBN, page 95:
If Osama had a sex tape,
maybe we'd still hear his name in the news
instead of listening to Paris singing these slickly produced
As for the vomiting, well, I guess that was kind of my statement on American society, the celebretard, really extravagant, $8,000-handbag, coked-out rich-girl thing.
If you are the parent of a celebretard who falls “victim” to his own excess, it is your responsibility alone to yank said child from the public eye, to rehab that child by any means necessary and to accept any public criticism you shall receive without complaint.