Citations:choad

English citations of choad

Noun: "(slang, vulgar) the perineum" edit

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1997 May 31, Clay 3 Young, “"Choad" rhymes with "toad"...was Re: Sex without orgasms?”, in alt.gothic‎^[1] (Usenet):
One has to chuckle a bit at the sight of, in a single breath, getting borderline pedantic about the proper name for the region between anus and scrotum or vulva, and then using the term "thingy" ;)
Referrence materials on hand at the moment, in all their general glory, would seem to point to either term being acceptable in casual conversation....as well as bring to mind hurried, husky whispers of "Push my choad."
1999 June 11, Matthias, “Story: Hotel Alpha 1 (M/M) (Coll) (Con) - dinos1.txt [1/1]”, in alt.sex.stories.gay.moderated‎^[2] (Usenet):
Massaging a circle around Dennis's back, Greg said, "Everybody has four potential e-zones -- his nips, his balls, his butthole, his choad."
"What's a choad?"
Greg's pressed between Dennis's legs, and Dennis gasped, "Oh yeah, there."
2003 April 1, Jimbo, “Re: (OT) Taint or Gooch?”, in rec.sport.pro-wrestling‎^[3] (Usenet):
Despite the blatant controversy surrounding it's^[sic] definition, I have always been under the impression that the area between your balls and your ass is in fact your choad.
2012, Tyler Stoddard Smith, Whore Stories: A Revealing History of the World's Oldest Profession, Adams Media (2012), →ISBN, page 96:
For the ladies, studies indicate that massaging the perineum with warm olive oil toward the end of the third trimester can reduce tearing and the need for an episiotomy. And yes, I'm referring to the pregnancy trimester, not the trimester where your proposal to major in "choad measuring" was declined by the biology department, the narrow-minded fools.
2019 March 7, Netflix, “"The Order S1: E9 "Finals: Part 1"”, in ‎^[4] (Usenet):
"I know everything, actually. I know about The Order's magic, I know you're a werewolf, I know your dad is a total choad."