"I can't say I'm surprised. He was always a bit of a …"
"Douchnozzle?"
2010, Adam Carolla, In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks: And Other Complaints from an Angry Middle-aged White Guy, Three Rivers Press (2011), →ISBN, page 236:
I've said it before and I'll say it again, it is up to all of us to verbally abuse these douchenozzles.
2010, Adam McClaran, Jesus Cries When You Touch Yourself: A Comic Monologue on Religious Bullshit in America in Tribute to George Carlin, →ISBN, page 55:
You know, this Jesus guy is a real douchenozzle.
2012, Lisa Fox, A Matter of Lust, Ellora's Cave (2012), →ISBN, page 10:
He was also the very thing she needed to get her ex off her mind and out of her system. What a douchenozzle he had been.
So there I am, irritated as an unwiped asshole because I am surrounded by the type of people I loathe most: uppity, idiotic, pompous douchenozzles pontificating on shit they don't actually understand, because they think it makes them look cool in front of people they don't actually like.
2012, Henry H. Owings, The Indie Cred Test: Everything You Need to Know About Knowing Everything You Need to Know, Penguin (2012), →ISBN, unnumbered page:
You spend a lot of money and time on clothes and hair in order to look like you don't. And Googling is cheating, so the title “trend-jumping hipster fuckwad” might be generous. You might just be a douchenozzle.
It's an E-Class, sleek and black with tinted windows. I have no trouble imagining that it belongs to some polished douchenozzle of a lawyer. I'm instantly grouchy.
2013, Robyn Schneider, The Beginning of Everything, HarperCollins (2013), →ISBN, unnumbered page:
“No, no, bad portal,” he scolded, totally oblivious to the world. “Stop—evil— eurgh! Suck my flagellated balls, douchenozzle!”