1998 February 27, "MiD", PROOF! - You Can't Shut Up! (was Re: My Southpark Page), alt.tv.southpark
Since I'm sure many of you will be cocky enough to spooge your 13-year old jizzwad all over me because I hate you, let me say this: […]
2010, Christopher Conlon, He Is Legend: An Anthology Celebrating Richard Matheson, Tor Books (→ISBN)
I'd only ever have to pay for one vasectomy . . . which is not something you can say about abortion. There's theoretically no limit there. None. Every jizzwad is a potential budget buster. You don't recognize that until you've had to pay for a couple of scrapes and begin to think there might be a better use for your money.
2004 September 2, "The Cunning Linguist :Ş", PING Ashley, alt.religion.wicca:
Some jizzwad got toasted and | mooshed it. The highlight of my day is when I have to write in this | stupid journal. Now my head hurts trying to think ...
2014, Matt Hults, Darkest Hour: a collection, Red Storm Press
“Must suck not to have arms, huh, jizzwad?” Still veering dangerously, he leaned across the passenger seat and unlatched the door, throwing out the seat's lap belt the moment it flew open.
