I can forgive ladybros, who were reared on a diet of sassy women's magazines and Sex And The City clichés, for succumbing to titles like Men Are From Uranus and Become a Man Whisperer.
Thou shalt not hashtag more than thrice per pic: Translation: Ladybros, keep it cool with the hashtags. More than three on a post and it #just #gets #kind #of #annoying. See?
Now would be the perfect time for a good ladybro to swoop in with some astringent wine and a takeaway, and scorch out the break-up lunacy with a few hours of drunkenness and real talk.