Binkley and his blockmates sent an e-mail to Lowell-open over a week ago, challenging all male residents of the House to participate in the competition, a test of endurance, rewarding the last man still neckbearded with the pot of $24 in entrance fees.
Sex in a videogame is basically the game designer suddenly wanting to tell you what turns him on and that's really not the discussion I'm here to have, you sweaty neckbearded fark-reader.
Not surprisingly, you could fill a book with the snide remarks flying around the Net - by Canadians! - about everything from the Olympic opening ceremonies (neckbearded slam poet Shane Koyczan was particularly divisive) to the uncooperative Vancouver weather (c'mon guys, it's not B.C.'s fault. Probably.)
2011, Anonymous, "I Touch Myself", The Harvard Independent, Volume 46, Number 22, 25 April 2013, page 5:
I was self-conscious about owning a sex toy— something I thought only 80's gay men and neckbearded truck drivers own—and as I lived in a suite, I wasn't sure when I was going to get the alone time needed to figure it all out.
2011, Regan Campell, "Fourth-Year Fireside", Crescent Magazine (University of Evansville), May 2011, page 4:
It's disconcerting, undoubtedly, to be staring off into any nebulous, abyssal future, especially when all the young women you used to know are coiled around neckbearded beta males on Facebook.
Even just a few years ago, the words "online dating" typically conjured up, for most people, an image of a neckbearded guy typing furiously over an IM conversation from his parents' basement.