Matt Damon-with Dick Cheney's eyeglasses and a stereotypical pedophile's mustache, or pedostache-bumbles into the bureau and conspires to take down a business that has swindled millions.
2010, "Single Guy", "Dating Advice From the Single Guy", mathNEWS (University of Waterloo), Volume 114, Issue 1, 24 September 2010, page 9:
Exception to the rule: the pedo-stache, or more recently known as the Crosby-stache. It covers nothing, and qualifies you instantaniously[sic] to be on a child offenders list.
2013, M & G, "Otago Museum Café", Critic (University of Otago), Issue 17, 29 July 2013, page 37:
However, if you are a young male with a pedo-stache like M, sitting in a café while small children run around your legs is enough to make you feel like Stanley Tucci in “The Lovely Bones.”