The remorseless would-be bomber of Times Square, Faisal Shahzad, left his suburban life with a wife and young children to train at a terrorist camp in Pakistan and to learn (not very well, thank science!) how to make car bombs.
2010, Matthew Hogan, "Wasting My Hate", Drum Media, 14 October 2010, page 38:
But on the plus side, I've overcome my mosh pit fear – just thank science it's called the "Magnetic Zone" and not the "Death Zone".
2011, Eve Langlais, The Geek Job, self-published (2011), →ISBN, unnumbered page:
She smiled before she turned and strutted off with a wiggle that made Anthony close his eyes, hoping the blood in his penis would return to his brain. Thank science he wore baggy trousers and a long jacket.
2011, Jack Straw, Screw the Resume, Screw the Interview: Fuck Getting A Job... Control Your Own Life Instead!, New Idea Publishers, LLC (2011), →ISBN, page 135:
Thank “science” I hadn't lost her yet. (Reference: South Park) Although I'm sure I was close to the edge.
And thank “science” that Mark was just high and drunk enough to tell me to basically stick all my complaining and excuse peddling where the sun don't shine.