As for any potential hazards posed by em, dislodged crystals, Merrill-Nach said that would likely be a bigger issue for romantic partners than for the "vajazzled" lady.
With her ample bouncing badboys trying to make a bid for freedom, the vajazzled babe finally stumbled out in the wee hours and was so battered she had to be lifted into a cab. Good skills.
For a television show to depict Essex as a world of white stilettos, vajazzled women and monosyllabic men is hardly revelatory; after all everyone has heard the age-old jokes about the mental aptitude of the county's female population.