asshood

English

Alternative forms

• arsehood (UK)

Etymology

ass +‎ -hood

Noun

asshood (uncountable)

1. (US) The state or quality of being an ass.
   • 1998 December 22, William December Starr, “What ever happend to Ben & Claire?”, in alt.tv.law-and-order‎^[1] (Usenet), retrieved 2022-06-11:

     All that's just your interpretation of things, bub. SHOUT it as fact and you just make an ass of yourself.
     Unless, of course, you were just trolling, in which case you've already achieved asshood anyway.

   • 2000 January 23, Ethan Straffin, “So... What about "The Shining" Miniseries?”, in alt.video.dvd‎^[2] (Usenet), retrieved 2022-06-11:

     Could you do me a favor and send me a list of which other movie preferences are irrefutable hallmarks of asshood? (Assness? Assidity?)

   • 2001 May 14, Tay-vee, “Beauty Tips of The Gods-W/Dave”, in alt.tv.kids-in-hall‎^[3] (Usenet), retrieved 2022-06-11:

     If you're an ass, may we all aspire to such asshood!

   • 2002 March 11, NEtRENCHERPRIME, “You guys are all fools”, in alt.flame.jesus.christ‎^[4] (Usenet), retrieved 2022-06-11:

     Someday, I may achieve your state of asshood, oh master of the hindquarters.

   • 2002 May 14, Jade Lemonade, “Reviews? Who needs em.”, in rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc‎^[5] (Usenet), retrieved 2022-06-11:

     No, but the meltdown is entertaining. And we get to see a new level of asshood performed by Whelan.

Related terms

• assholehood
• dumbasshood