remasturbated

English

Adjective

remasturbated (not comparable)

1. (derogatory, slang, vulgar) remastered
   • 2000 September 29, SmeggerUK, “Re: lying”, in alt.tv.red-dwarf‎^[1] (Usenet):

     Yes and no...the *original* and unremasturbated was deleted, but you can get the remasturbated episode, complete without funny lines and dialogue, and with extra animation provided by Legoland Windsor (well, it looks like it is, at least ;-))

   • 2002 February 11, Mr Flibble 硎熔, “Linda Naylor”, in alt.tv.red-dwarf‎^[2] (Usenet):

     Yeah... and release the originals on DVD... not the remasturbated versions.

   • 2002 July 25, a well f*cked sailor, “Re: Quad remaster...”, in alt.music.who‎^[3] (Usenet):

     I just noticed Under My Thumb from the remasturbated Odds & Sods has the main guitar track missing.

   • 2009 May 30, M forever, “Re: Yahoo group for discussing classical recordings”, in rec.music.classical.recordings‎^[4] (Usenet):

     Seriously now, I couldn't believe how you immediately had to start posting your remasturbated "Uncle Ernie" recordings, pontificate about his "method", tell us that no one today can play instruments anymore and therefore they have to audition behind a screen and all that nonsense.