fap

English edit

Pronunciation edit

IPA^(key): /fæp/
Audio (AU) (file)
Rhymes: -æp

Etymology 1 edit

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Late 16th century.

Adjective edit

fap (not comparable)

(obsolete) Drunk.
- c. 1597 (date written), William Shakespeare, “The Merry Wiues of Windsor”, in Mr. William Shakespeares Comedies, Histories, & Tragedies […] (First Folio), London: […] Isaac Iaggard, and Ed[ward] Blount, published 1623, →OCLC, [Act I, scene i]:
  BARDOLPH: Why, sir, for my part, I say the gentleman had drunk himself out of his five sentences. / EVANS: It is his 'five senses'; fie, what the ignorance is! / BARDOLPH: And being fap, sir, was, as they say, cashier'd; and so conclusions passed the careires.

Synonyms edit

See Thesaurus:drunk

Etymology 2 edit

Onomatopoeic Internet neologism from the sound of male masturbation, originally used in English translations of some adult Japanese manga, and popularized on the Internet by the webcomic The Thin H Line/Sexy Losers and other online sources.

Interjection edit

fap

(informal, Internet slang, vulgar) To indicate that someone (normally the speaker) is either masturbating, or inspired to by sexual arousal.
I was watching some porn – fap fap fap – when my computer crashed, again!

She's single?... *fap fap fap*
(informal, vulgar) Pornography.

Verb edit

fap (third-person singular simple present faps, present participle fapping, simple past and past participle fapped)

(slang) To masturbate.
- 2014, Caitlin Moran, How to Build a Girl, Ebury, published 2015, page 39:
  For what reason – other than a knowing sadistic streak – would they have named something millions of teenage girls were fapping themselves senseless with ‘Mum’?