So anyway, long story short . . . Kenny was always gambling. And six years ago, he bought this lottery ticket and he won. Not much. A million bucks. After taxes, that’s like five hundred thousand dollars. I’m thinking party time.
“So long story short,” Damon continues, obviously enjoying his newfound status as Magic Kingdom iconoclast, “it got back to the director what I did and then it went all the way to Eisner’s office. […]”
2005 March 1, Scrubs (television series), season 4, episode 19 “My Best Laid Plans”,
Dr. Kelso:Long story short, I'm on the hook for sending Trong Tri Kelso to college and he doesn't want to go to a state school.