Hercle vero serio, / quamquam ego tibi videor stultus, gaudere aliqui me volo; / nam quamquam tu es bella, malo tuo, nisi ego aliqui gaudeo.
1912 translation by Henry Thomas Riley
Although I seem a simpleton to you, I like myself to have a bit of recreation. For pretty though you are, you are so to your own loss, unless I amuse myself a bit with you.