Citations:donkey punch

English citations of donkey punch, donkey punches, donkey punching, and donkey punched

Noun: a sucker punch, especially one delivered to the neck, kidneys or the back of the head of a sexual partner who is crouching on all fours

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1996

1996 November 13, Kevin E. Johnson, quoting UW Student, “Need a weird-ass Band name!”, in alt.guitar.tab‎^[1] (Usenet), message-ID <56c35d$qgg@nyx.cs.du.edu>:
Naked Librarians / Dirty Sanchez / Donkey Punch

1998

1998 December 7, JSkills, “Donkey Punch [n]”, in alt.tasteless.jokes‎^[2] (Usenet), message-ID <366c68f4.464474633@flash.cmp.com>:
Another Gentlemen's Glossary entry from the "uncensored" section of: http://www.goofball.com Donkey Punch [n] While fucking a girl doggy style, strike the girl sharply in the back of the head, stunning her and allowing you to take "full" advantage of her.

1999

1999 February 1, mattjobbr, “Check it out, DONKEY PUNCH!!!”, in rec.sport.pro-wrestling‎^[3] (Usenet), message-ID <36B6A4FA.56FB29C5@hotmail.com>:
Take a chick doggystyle, and right before your about to climax, punch her in the back of the head, and she'll tense up. It'll feel really nice and make it that much better when you blow your load.

2000

2000 March 13, Randy Bayers, “donkey punch”, in alt.music.ween‎^[4] (Usenet), message-ID <8ajado$shi$1@slb2.atl.mindspring.net>:
donkey punch is when you are assfucking a girl , then you donkey punch her in the back of the neck or head or something and she shits, hopefully you pulled your dick out by then
2000 June 17, Aaron Matthews, “Problem”, in alt.fan.natalie-portman‎^[5] (Usenet):
The Donkey Punch-When you're attacking a girl from the back and at the moment of climax you pull out, plunge it into her cornhole, let out a mighty "Hee Haw!" and punch her in the back of the head. Note: In order to fully enjoy the Donkey Punch, you must knock her out as this results in a tightening of the asshole.
2000 October 8, Ctrope, “have any of you fags ever...”, in alt.music.hardcore‎^[6] (Usenet):
have any of you fags ever... administered the donkey punch? i've always wanted to.
2000 December 15, Khamsouk, “Hey y'all”, in alt.music.tool‎^[7] (Usenet):
naw, more like a steamy hot chest. followed by a donkey punch.

2001

2001 January 7, Clave, “Hendrie”, in alt.fan.art-bell‎^[8] (Usenet), message-ID <F_d66.1829$Ar6.562349@paloalto-snr1.gtei.net>:
What is your cup of tea? A dirty sanchez? A hot karl? DONKEY PUNCH!!! DONKEY PUNCH!!!
2001 May 16, Charon, “what should I do about this girl agff?”, in alt.games.final-fantasy‎^[9] (Usenet), message-ID <1ethba1.1dikxhi11joi1lN@sdn-ar-001casfrmp070.dialsprint.net>:
The Donkey Punch (1) - The more accepted version, where you're fucking a girl (or whatever) in the ass, and when you're about to come, you punch her in the back of the head, and the pain reflex makes her anus squeeze tight.
2001 August 2, skip smith, “1st King Air”, in rec.skydiving‎^[10] (Usenet), message-ID <3B69924E.79195D0F@tasam.com>:
The donkey punch has always worked for me at keeping ladies from returning.
2001 September 28, ravnetard, “I will sleep with you for 1 oz. of pot!”, in alt.drugs.hard‎^[11] (Usenet), message-ID <9p11060np6@drn.newsguy.com>:
im curious,,will you take it in the ass and the cunt at the same time handcuffed to the headboard? will you be a trooper and ride it out even if i burn your ass with a cigarette? how do you feel about the donkeypunch? will you please me like that blindfolded?
2001 December 25, tox, “Donkey Punch”, in rec.music.phish‎^[12] (Usenet):
Donkey punch? Girls love that. Really.

2002

2002 January 9, Peter, “The Karma sutras dictionary”, in alt.luser.recovery‎^[13] (Usenet):
The Donkey Punch Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, you stick your dick in her ass and then punch her in the back of the neck. The blow to the neck will stun the muscles in the female's ass, which will constrict the penis and give you a tremendous orgasmic experience when you ejaculate.
2002 February 21, Fish!, “South Park 18/2 Options”, in aus.tv‎^[14] (Usenet):
Donkey Punch: When anal sex is happening doggy style. The person in the back (aka the "pitcher") , upon getting close to orgasm, loudly bellows out "Hee-Haw" in the manner of a donkey, and punches the receiver in the back of the head, hard enough to cause them to pass out. This causes all muscles to involuntarily clench up, making it nice and tight for the puncher.
2002 April 5, JWilson, “I'm traveling to UK on business, will my US XBox work there”, in microsoft.public.xbox‎^[15] (Usenet):
If not, I guess I'll have to find the best looking British girl with somewhat straight teeth and either a)Teabag her b)give her a cleveland steamer or c)break out the ole' donkey punch/dirty sanchez combo. Hmmm decisions, decisions
2002 December 16, Lucy In The Sky, “Donkey Punch?”, in alt.support.depression.manic‎^[16] (Usenet):
yeah, most are! Some are kinda funny. It all started when I did not know what a Donkey Punch was and did a search....

2003

2003 January 8, Marc Nesbitt, Gigantic, Grove Press, →ISBN, →OL, page 142:
I carry stacked stained tablecloths to the closet, food in the folds. The bouncer's back from hauling trash. He's a swollen round white guy who introduced me to the term "donkey punch."
2003 January 17, Nothing but cheese, “Billy Joel and Elton John”, in austin.general‎^[17] (Usenet):
Nope, just a bj and a donkey punch or a forearm shiver.
2003 January 27, Guinness, “SuperBowl Commercial: Reebok & the Felcher Bros.”, in alt.gossip.celebrities‎^[18] (Usenet):
There's felching as well, but that's quite graphic, even worse than donkey punch.
2003 May 23, Robbie, “well you can go blow yourselves”, in alt.horror‎^[19] (Usenet):
it's not for the want of trying mate; she knows full well that when she's eventually finished with her current beau I'll be more than happy to FILL HER SPACE with my PINK CHALLENGER ROCKET waiting to EXPLODE LIKE THE FUCKING COLUMBIA between her TWIN MOONS. I'd go all the way to URANUS, covering her willing RING OF SATURN with my MILKY WAY, before turning her around and delivering the USS DONKEY PUNCH to her kidneys with my VENUS in her face.
2003 June 29, Russell B, “Top 5 reasons I love BRS”, in alt.tv.real-world‎^[20] (Usenet):
A donkey punch is when you are having sex with a girl "doggy-style" (some say it has to be anal), and just before you climax you punch her in the back of the head hard enough to make her tighten up on you.
2003 July 10, Rick Sobie, “Uppity, Gay and Loving __”, in rec.arts.poems‎^[21] (Usenet):
I was outside for the warm up, you know, the "zip", "zap", "zop", "your turn," but I'll admit, that whole "donkey punch"/"Oh Boy" scared me. Darn uppity gays.
2003 July 12, Rick, “Shocking....”, in alt.sports.hockey.nhl.phila-flyers‎^[22] (Usenet):
Grudge fucks are great. Pick from: 1. Donkey punch 2. Ram 3. The Rear Admiral
2003 October 23, Dave Saunders, “Does anyone know of a good script to print paths?”, in adobe.indesign.windows‎^[23] (Usenet), message-ID <2ccdf538.0@webx.la2eafNXanI>:
I wondered if Donkey Punch would have some kind of foul, twisted meaning, and indeed it does. Donkey Punch is a very disturbing sexual manuever that we here at getoffended.com neither condone or have ever attempted. This is where, during doggystyle sexual activity, the man punches his partner as hard as he can in the back of the skull right before he reaches climax. This causes her to convulse and tighten every cavity. The man then holds on for the best orgasm of his life. Unfortunately this manuever is not at all pleasurable for the female partner.
2003 November 29, Citizen V, “OT: HHH Sludge Hammer”, in alt.pro-wrestling.wwf‎^[24] (Usenet), message-ID <1kgorv8mqr9s76mhpcusmhqi7opdjq1ni6@4ax.com>:
Personally, it sounds like something along the lines of a "Dirty Sanchez", a "Donkey Punch" or a "Cleveland Steamer".

2004

2004 January 28, Erik Johnson, The Automatic Girl, iUniverse, →ISBN, page 41:
Keiko told me about the Donkey Punch, which is when you are sodomizing someone and you punch him or her in the back of the neck at the moment of your climax. This forces their sphincter muscles to tighten and produces an even greater orgasm.
2004 May 25, Adam Wasson with Jessica Stamen, The Self-Destruction Handbook: 8 Simple Steps to an Unhealthier You, New York: Three Rivers Press, →ISBN, →LCCN, →OL, page 116:
The Donkey Punch is a relatively simple maneuver. When engaged in anal sex from behind, simply punch your partner in the hack of the neck so that the sphincter clenches up. Note: The element of surprise adds a great deal of intensity to the clench, so try to disguise from your partner the fact that a Donkey Punch is imminent.

2006

2006 June 13, The 27 Kwo, Dennis Harrison, Jr., Hunter McCrary, Josh Townsend, Clay Travis, Chris Shaw, Maniquette, Lulu, →ISBN, →OL, page 79:
If a man does not know what a safety, sacrifice fly, or donkey punch is, you cannot be friends with him.
2006 June 27, Giuliana DePandi, Think Like a Guy: How to Get a Guy by Thinking Like One, New York: St. Martin's Griffin, →ISBN, →LCCN, →OL, page 51:
And while you're visiting you're going to have to be able to hang with the guys and roll with the punches. The donkey punches, that is. And the dirty Sanchez. And just about every other dirty phrase and nickname ever invented.
2006 July 8, Ryan Sohmer and Lar deSouza, “07-08-06”, in Least I Could Do‎^[25]:
RAYNE: What about a "donkey punch"? That's still dirty, right?
NOEL: Yes.
RAYNE: This has been a wonderful learning experience. Thank you.
NOEL: Anytime.
2006 August 1, Phil Wells, Try the Veal, iUniverse, →ISBN, →OL, page 70:
These people invented youth culture and rock and roll. They also invented the "kick me" sign and the ever-popular donkey punch (circa 1952).

2007

2007 January 9, Jordan Tate, The Contemporary Dictionary of Sexual Euphemisms, New York: St. Martin's Press, →ISBN, →LCCN, →OL, page 34:
The donkey punch is one of the most unique euphemisms of our time. It falls into the class of theoretical euphemisms that are infrequent, impractical, and violent. The almost purely theoretical nature of the donkey punch makes it one of the most informative euphemisms about contemporary American society.
2007 July 2, America the Beautiful, “More hapless engles lose their jobs...”, in alt.nuke.the.usa (Usenet):
You've got him all worked up with the Donkeypunch bit... If he wants a punch to the back of the head all he has to do is ask.
2007 October 10, T. F. Beato, Likely Stories, Chipmunkapublishing, →ISBN, →OL, page 136:
Come to think of it your dad must be a bit gay, he handed over your side of it faster than you could say donkey punch!

2008

2008 January 5, Steven Rage, Pilate: A Brutal Bible Tale, Denver: Outskirts Press, →ISBN, →OL, page 67:
Accidental overdoses were becoming commonplace. Chasing pain until it [the drug] finally hit the patient, hours later, in one big accumulative haymaking roundhouse donkey punch.
2008 January 29, Clay Travis with The Deadly Hippos, Man: The Book, Citadel Press, →ISBN, →LCCN, →OL, page 138:
It’s never too early for a father to teach his son about sex. So as soon as your boy can talk, make certain he knows how to say, and appropriately use, the phrases "doggy-style," "donkey punch," and "popping her cherry."
2008 February 5, TheShubes, “I need an excuse to cum on this girl”, in Ultimate-guitar.com‎^[26]:
pull out and fire / dont give 'em time to react / if all else fails, use the donkeypunch
2008 July 8, Jake Kalish, Santa vs. Satan: The Official Compendium of Imaginary Fights, New York: Three Rivers Press, →ISBN, →LCCN, →OL, page 71:
In real life Ken would have kicked his sister's ass any day. I think in the realm of dolls he would have been satisfied with just donkey punching her.
2008 July 9, Daniel Allen Cox, Shuck, ReadHowYouWant, →ISBN, →OL, page 31:
The donkey-punch was also a bit of a stretch. It was more of a playful slap, but I needed you to see the humiliation in full bleeding color. The bruises were real, but I had to give them to myself. I had to make the outside of me match the inside of me.
2008 July 22, Brendan O’Neill, “Donkey Punch and the Fall of Man”, in Spiked‎^[27]:
‘What’s in it for the woman?’ asks Lisa when they’re discussing donkey punches earlier in the evening. ‘I don’t understand the question’, replies Bluey. It’s the film’s only funny moment.
2008 October 7, Daniel Maurer, Brocabulary: The New Man-I-Festo of Dude Talk, Harper Paperbacks, →ISBN, →OL, page 88:
Obviously dudes are way better at talking about sex—from Shakespeare, creator of the word “undress,” to the first dude who said “donkey punch.”

2009

2009 January 22, Stephen Holden, “Donkey Punch (2007)”, in The New York Times‎^[28], The New York Times Company:
A young woman in the throes of passion accidentally dies from a donkey punch, a potentially lethal erotic stunt involving a blow to the back of the neck that is supposed to intensify the peak experience.
2009 January 30, GhostM3JP, “BMW M3 Forum.com (E30 M3 | E36 M3 | E46 M3 | E92 M3) > Misc > Off Topic > Rant”, in M3forum.net‎^[29]:
I call for multiple Donkeypunches
2009 April 16, JamSession v2.0, “Rate "Spaceman" - Page 3 - These Days Continue”, in Thesedayscontinue.org‎^[30]:
Although, if Dave added some lyrics about fisting and donkeypunches, I'd gladly give this song a 9. Throw in some bukkake for a 10.
2009 May 26, ChyenneM, “Ray is owed birthday spankings.”, in OkCupid‎^[31]:
Not spankings...donkeypunches...at least let him get laid. It's his birthday.
2009 October 13, Dirty Sanchez, Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex: Cincinnati Bow Tie, Donkey Punch, Rusty Trombone, Hot Carl, Rodeo, Strawberry Shortcake, Amorata Press, →ISBN, →OL, page 40:
Though tempting, never combine the Donkey Punch with the Eiffel Tower. Many tower fronts have lost their penises when over-exuberant tower rears donkey-punch the connecting woman in the back of the head, thus causing her to bite down hard and sever any soft flesh in her mouth.
2009 October 13, Dirty Sanchez, quoting Angie, Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex: Cincinnati Bow Tie, Donkey Punch, Rusty Trombone, Hot Carl, Rodeo, Strawberry Shortcake, Amorata Press, →ISBN, →OL, page 38:
My boyfriend loves Donkey Punching me in the back of the head, but it's so demeaning for me not to make love face to face. It makes me feel like a piece of meat. So instead we started Strawberry Shortcaking.
2009 October 14, hollandshope4, “The Donkeypunch”, in Pocketfives.com‎^[32]:
The donkeypunch is when you are banging a girl in the ass doggystyle and then you punch her in the side. This causes her anal spinchter to tighten and apparently is an amazing sensation.

2010

2010 February 2, Timothy James Page, Dark 'n Stormy: A Cloudy Tale From Paradise, Xlibris, →ISBN, →OL, page 44:
And fucking slap her, then fucking give her a donkey punch over there on the rocks.
2010 August 1, Brad Saunders, Hard at Work, New York: Kensington Books, →ISBN, →OL, page 163:
I yelped in pain, but he gave me a sharp donkey punch on the back of my neck to shut me up and slid another bead into my ass.

2011

2011 March 10, GoFastGoatse, “Chuck norris's birthday today! Kick some ass. - Page 2 - High”, in Highperformancecrew.com‎^[33]:
Chuck Norris's donkeypunches actually leave hoof marks.
2011 June 13, Michael Oellig, Adventures in a Midwest Purgatory, Xlibris, →ISBN, →OCLC, →OL, page 107:
All right, next one to get donkey punched in the back of the head is second driver.
2011 November 8, Andy Towle, “Sleazy Robocall In Iowa's Election Tells Voters to Call Democrat, Ask What Gay Sex Acts She Endorses”, in Towleroad‎^[34]:
Her office should go with it and put out a press release listing foul-mouthed sex acts: "Liz Mathis endorses the Rusty Trombone, the Dirty Sanchez, teabagging, donkey punches, the Houdini, and felching. But nothing too gross, like kissing or eye contact." — (comment posted by "Hypervocal")

2012

2012 January 17, Nadine Deninno, ““Donkey Punch” Answer from Jeopardy! Contestant Goes Viral [VIDEO]”, in International Business Times‎^[35], International Business Times Inc.:
On Monday, Jeopardy! host Alex Trebek posed the question, 'A blow to the back of the neck is the punch named for this animal.' Contestant Mike piped up almost immediately, answering, 'What is a donkey?' referring to a 'donkey punch' described quite candidly on Urban Dictionary, for those unfamiliar with the sexually-charged entendre term. The reaction? Trebek chuckles lightly, the audience and viewers feel uncomfortable and the term 'donkey punch' becomes a worldwide trending topic on the Internet.
2012 January 17, Drew Grant, “Jeopardy Contestant Answers Question with ‘Donkey Punch’ (Video)”, in The New York Observer‎^[36]:
You know, he wasn’t wrong. Or did he lose out because Donkey Punches involve hitting a participant in the back of their heads, not their necks?
2012 December 23, 7:54, in Jesus, Mary and Joseph! (Family Guy), season 11, episode 8, spoken by Angel:
Oh, he probly don't want me to tell you this, but be ready cause he might give you a little bit of a donkey punch.

Verb: to punch a sexual partner who is crouching on all fours in the neck, kidneys or the back of the head

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1997

1997 October 15, Brian David, “Re: the real reasons HoG turned down my offer”, in alt.music.hardcore‎^[37] (Usenet):
[…] i didnt appreciate you trying to donkey punch me the other night. that shit hurts. still got a bruise on my mother fuckin head. i wont even start about my rectum...

2000

2000 February 14, Tony1er, “[Fwd: Re: (OT)Obscure Sexual Terms pt 2]”, in rec.music.hip-hop‎^[38] (Usenet):
I get the feeling a bunch of these are one time deals...the first time you donkey punch a girl is the last.
2000 March 13, Randy Bayers, “donkey punch”, in alt.music.ween‎^[39] (Usenet), message-ID <8ajado$shi$1@slb2.atl.mindspring.net>:
donkey punch is when you are assfucking a girl , then you donkey punch her in the back of the neck or head or something and she shits, hopefully you pulled your dick out by then

2001

2001 October 12, Mikey, “crybaby = todd smith”, in alt.music.weezer‎^[40] (Usenet):
i saw todd at a concert once. he told me he was going to try and donkey punch me later that night. i got really scared, and ran away. now he keeps calling my house all the time, telling my mom that he's going to donkey punch me, then give me the frothy walrus. thus, todd = gay.
2001 October 25, Fatboy Roberts, “Anybody heard the new Chino XL?”, in rec.music.hip-hop‎^[41] (Usenet):
Gave him the demeaning triple crown: I donkeypunched him, gave him the Durty Sanchez, and then capped it off with a mushroom print.

2004

2004 March 30, Fernanernie, “Shit”, in Tcstangs.com‎^[42]:
So I was at a frat party, we were all circle jerkin' when another frat-brother and I got real horny. We went up to my room and he started cornholing me. I was about to come so he donkey-punches me. I shit all over myself and him
2004 September 24, Riddick, “Bush was AWOL”, in alt.journalism‎^[43] (Usenet):
they don't get off on being donkeypunched in the head. so they probably wouldn't go out with you.

2005

2005 August 19, Judd Apatow, Steve Carell, directed by Judd Apatow, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, spoken by Mooj and Andy (Gerry Bednob and Steve Carell):
MOOJ: It's not about these rusty trombone, and dirty Sanchez. It's not about rainbow showers and camel-toe slide, and your Cincinnati bowtie, your Arabian goggles or the hot Karl and pearl necklace, or pussy juice cocktails, and the jagged-head dildos, and the double-decker pussies.
ANDY: (scared) OK. I, y'know, double pussies and--
MOOJ: Shit stained balls, and cum swapping, and the hanging brain, it's not about the rattlesnake wiggle, and the alligator fuck house, donkey-punching, the tea-bagging--
ANDY: Mooj, just please stop.
2005 January 1, Michael Edwards with Steele, Adam and Cameron, Roger, The Obscene Chronicles, Outstanding! Productions, →ISBN, →OL, page 38:
She looked up at me, dazed, as if someone had just donkey-punched her in the back of the head. She grabbed the waistband of my boxers to steady herself. At this point I was confused. Should I help her up or dick-slap her in the face?
2005 February 26, Neesa, “WoW has claimed me ..... 2/4/05”, in Wickednet.org‎^[44]:
/em donkeypunches everyone and throws FFXI away. There I did it. Screw that POS world.

2006

2006, Edwin John Wintle, Breakfast with Tiffany: a memoir‎^[45], Thorndike Press, →ISBN, →OL, page 139:
Are you afraid I might get donkey-punched, Uncle Eddy?
2006, Matt Kellogg, Jillian Quint, Twentysomething Essays by Twentysomething Writers‎^[46], Random House Trade Paperbacks, →ISBN, →OL, page 260:
Put succinctly, the question is this: How does a generation with absolute knowledge of felching, donkey punching, and the dirty sanchez maintain healthy sex lives?
2006, Rob Callahan, Damaged Goods, Lulu, →ISBN, →OL, page 56:
If I'm going to beat this donkey-punching fuckwad, it will have to be on his terms, and that means sugar coating to the point of inducing diabetes.
2006 January 3, ProTouring2.2, S10forum.com‎^[47]:
Sometimes, when he donkey-punches daddy in the testies leaving bruises the pain is unlike any other pain

2007

2007 May 27, Doughboy, “UFC 71 Liddell vs Jackson - The Gemstone IV Players' Corner”, in Gsplayers.com‎^[48]:
But I would not be surprised one bit if Rampage donkeypunches his ass all over the octagon.
2007 October 11, millie, “The RGB/Rose Fuckfest”, in alt.support.depression‎^[49] (Usenet):
she's such a slut. she's fucked half of redwood city! Even REM? YES! several times!!!!! he donkeypunched her even!!!! she loved it!
2007 October 12, Doc Martian, “NENSLO HAS "DICK" BREATH!”, in alt.slack‎^[50] (Usenet):
When she met him he had "Dick" breath so she doesn't know the difference. Although she has asked him a couple times who donkeypunched him in the haid!
2007 December 21, Duck, “Analyst "Convinced" That Take-Two Will Be Swallowe”, in Cgagamers.com‎^[51]:
Sure, it may involve a few headaches when Manhunt 3 freak donkeypunches some poor grandmother into the grave because it's just that dangerous, but you've gotta break a few eggs.

2008

2008 January 30, Bert Notorius, “Have coffee?”, in Literotica‎^[52]:
And then, without missing a beat on his pussy-pumpin' action, he donkey punches her with the pot, shattering it and embedding shards of glass in her scalp.
2008 May 20, Aviva Yael with P. M. Chen, No Regrets: The Best, Worst, & Most #$%*ing Ridiculous Tattoos Ever, Grand Central Publishing, →ISBN, →OL, page 55:
I know I'ma girl and yer a guy 'n' all, but this tattoo still makes me wanna feed you Jager shots 'til you pass out, tell you yer purdy, donkey punch you, and never call you again.
2008 July 1, Craig Davidson, The Fighter, Soho Press, →ISBN, →OL, page 131:
His skull snapped forward like he'd been donkey-punched. He'd been shot at point-blank range and expected to find the back of his head blown apart: bone fragments, spattered brains.
2008 July 12, David Stubbs, “The Guide: We're all used to overtly obscene records and films being banned but, wonders David Stubbs , are we missing the many hidden meanings that are slipping through the net?”, in The Guardian‎^[53], page 10:
The release of the new film Donkey Punch, a saga about English holidaymakers on a Mediterranean holiday who get involved in a life or death struggle aboard a yacht, will probably not trouble either Bafta or the Academy Awards committee unduly. It is culturally notable, however, for its title. It is, in fact, a rather rude title, is Donkey Punch. Put it this way, no donkey comes to any physical harm in the act of donkey punching, though, arguably, an ass might well. Kids, be warned.
2008 July 15, Nick Curtis, “Young, gifted and grossly violent”, in The Evening Standard‎^[54], page 18:
He told tales of gangs of young British men hired as crew then left to run riot on luxury yachts and also of a stag do he'd attended where competitive tales of sexual excess culminated in one man bragging about donkey-punching a girl a sadistic act performed by a man to heighten his own pleasures.
2008 July 16, Autonomous, “Donkeypunch”, in Urban75.net‎^[55]:
Donkeypunching can be seen in mainstream porn but it's still controversial and certain people in the biz have spoken out against it.
2008 July 20, chairboy1, “Donkeypunch”, in Footballforums.net‎^[56]:
i've just seen this title when booking tikets to the dark knight, is it really just a film about donkeypunching?
2008 November 14, Pynk, Erotic City, Grand Central Publishing, →ISBN, →OL, page 52:
I mean, a fetish is something you like that’s out of the ordinary that you fantasize about and spend all day thinking about. Something kinky like getting hit in the back of the head. Now, that donkey punch shit is crazy.
2008 November 21, Mummelmann, “i don't know why i looked, but i did”, in Ebaumsworld.com‎^[57]:
Fun, until Fat Fuck Fred comes to stick in their asses while he donkeypunches them with a bat.
2008 November 26, The Citizen, “(RSPoliticsW) I guess God (n.H.) DOES have a sense of humor...”, in rec.sport.pro-wrestling‎^[58] (Usenet):
Damn...did some lucky guy manage to donkeypunch her before I had a chance to fulfil my longtime fantasy?

2009

2009, Tucker Max, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, New York: Citadel Press, →ISBN, →LCCN, →OL, page 31:
If you EVER speak ill of the McGriddle again I will personally force-feed you one while I fuck you in the butt using the wrapper as a condom and then donkey punch you when the infused syrup nuggets explode in your mouth. — SlingBlade (nickname)
2009 February 1, Derrick C. Brown, Scandalabra, Nashville: Write Bloody Publishing, →ISBN, →OL, page 147:
I wish there was a set doctrine per bar,
nametags on every gal that said her availability:
Hot to trot
Smart and skanky
Proficient in the donkey punch
2009 March 26, Kevin Anderson, “Mh Picks for the Three Stooges”, in alt.slack‎^[59] (Usenet):
Your mom does. She loves when I donkeypunch her.
2009 April 25, Kishin, “Donkey Punch”, in alt.horror‎^[60] (Usenet):
This one got some talk in alt.horror several months back. Well it's been released on DVD in the US, and is worth a watch. Three girls looking for fun on holiday stupidly go to a yacht crewed by four pussy hounds. When they inevitably engage in a drunken orgy, one of the guys donkey punches the girl he's porking, killing her. What to do? Hide the crime and kill the two witnesses? That's one of the options explored, and the rest of the film is a fight for survival.
2009 June 1, Zoe Trope, “Hummingbird”, in Kevin Sampsell, editor, Portland Noir, Brooklyn: Akashic Books, →ISBN, →OL, page 218:
Then the universe decided to donkey punch Amy because I told her that I was into chicks on the same day.
2009 June 2, Paula Froelich, Mercury in Retrograde, New York: Atria Books, →ISBN, →LCCN, →OL, page 230:
OLGA: Yes, everybody knows thees. I too have been vith him. By myself, but he inseests on doing eet from behind. But I always get my money upfront.
TANIA: You’re lucky he didn’t donkey punch you.
2009 October 13, Dirty Sanchez, Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex: Cincinnati Bow Tie, Donkey Punch, Rusty Trombone, Hot Carl, Rodeo, Strawberry Shortcake, Berkeley: Amorata Press, →ISBN, →LCCN, →OL, page 40:
Though tempting, never combine the Donkey Punch with the Eiffel Tower. Many tower fronts have lost their penises when over-exuberant tower rears donkey-punch the connecting woman in the back of the head, thus causing her to bite down hard and sever any soft flesh in her mouth.
2009 October 18, Alexis Munier, The Little Red Book of Very Dirty Words, Avon: Adams Media, →ISBN, →OL, page 56:
The cocksucker tried to donkey punch me last night but I saw him move in the mirror and managed to duck.

2010

2010 April 20, bobthebuilder, “How Fedor will defeat the 'new breed'”, in Sherdog.net‎^[61]:
he donkey-punches his way to victory.
2010 May 2, fightinirish409, “is there a safe way to have sex with a girl thats hep c+?”, in Bluelight.ru‎^[62]:
Hey look at the bright side, if you got the Hep, condoms are no longer an issue. Dont forget to Donkeypunch her tho.
2010 July 21, Nick, “In Which We Move On”, in Jaythejoke.com‎^[63]:
Pink looks like a dirty whore which means she’ll probably act like Sasha Grey once the clothes come off and you can stick it anywhere while donkeypunching her.
2010 September 5, Nesha, “grimmjow vs hinamori...”, in Narutoforums.com‎^[64]:
grimmy fucks her doggystyle like no tomorrow, and right before she's about to come, he donkey punches her!
2010 November 1, Justin Heimberg with David Gomberg, Would You Rather...? Ultimate SEX Edition: Over 700 Ludicrously Lustful Dilemmas to Ponder, Seven Footer Press, →ISBN, page 188:
Would you rather ... be donkey-punched by John Madden OR receive Arabian Goggles From the WWE's Mark Henry?
2010 November 9, Adam Richman, America the Edible: A Hungry History, from Sea to Dining Sea, Emmaus: Rodale Books, →ISBN, →OL, page 91:
Ah yes, the Penfolds Grange is the shit that's so dope you wanna donkey punch your grandma.

2011

2011 February 22, Judge Kriegler, “Undisputed Facts in the Summary Adjudication Motion”, in Shaw v. Longs Drug Stores California Inc.‎^[65], Court of Appeal of California, Second Appellate District, Division Five:
Clark asked Shaw, "Have you ever been donkey punched?" The comment made her uncomfortable because of the accompanying gesture he used and the way he said it. She did not know what he meant at that time and assumed he was referring to a violent act. Shortly thereafter, however, she asked her sister Tara about the term. Tara told her the phrase had a sexual connotation and referred to a sexual position. In a declaration, filed in opposition to the summary adjudication motion, Shaw stated that within a few days of Clark's comment, Tara explained to her that "donkey punched" described an act of anal sex by tackle or force, involving violence.
2011 June 28, Ernesto Salinas, “im watching the most fvcked show”, in Sonytalk.com‎^[66]:
i remember i watched a show called donkey punch on tv and its about this guy who fvcks a girl and donkey punches her and kills her then they all do drrugs good show
2011 July 3, rburgess, “I seriously love women”, in Acapella.harmony-central.com‎^[67]:
Donkeypunch her and send her home on the bus.
2011 October 6, Unncecessary~surgery, “Porn and action makes you lift more...”, in Zoklet.net‎^[68]:
I propose a muscled arnoldesque character fucking a bunch of girl in the ass while donkeypunching them, while simultaneously firing a machinegun at bypassing arabs, set to the tune of Cannibal Corpse.