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Hi – I am still relatively new to Wiktionary; please yell at me on my talk page if I make a mistake.
I am CLINICALLY A VANDAL and I WANT TO VANDALISE this threat is serious and you can hold me administratively accountable for it, I want to VANDALISE so BAD, you can use this userpage as evidence against me on the vandalism in progress page or the grease pit after I COMMIT ACTS OF VANDALISM because i want to so bad I WILL VANDALISE wiktionary this is not a joke
About me
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I was born at a young age. I am an expert triangle player, and I attended Ashley Youth Detention Centre for two years, during which the teacher once gave me three gold stars for having the best drawing in science class. I was then bestowed the title of Time Person of the Year 2006 (this is real, genuinely Google it) for my contributions to society and humanity and stuff. A direct descendant of royalty (Charlemagne, AD 742–814), I now work cash transactions for a multi-billion dollar company—I am a cashier at McDonald's. In college, I majored in being the janitor for two semesters, until I was fired for "trespassing" and "impersonation" (utter rubbish). Plus, they never even paid me, so I can legally sue them. Additionally, my name has been publicised in two major books, the Yellow pages and the White pages, and I belong to a very exclusive group, being in the top two percentile for lowest human IQ. My featured quotation (if I had graduated high school instead of choosing to drop out due to being expelled) would have been: "People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing everyday."
