blondeness

English

Etymology

blonde +‎ -ness

Noun

blondeness (plural blondenesses)

1. The extent to which someone or something is blonde.
2. (especially of a woman, offensive) Stupidity, dopiness.
   • 2013, Janis Hill, Bonnie's Story, page 3:

     After a slightly panicked moment when I realised I had no key to get into my house, the blondeness passed and I remembered I hadn't actually locked it[.]