English edit

Etymology edit

boner +‎ -itis

Noun edit

boneritis (uncountable)

  1. (vulgar, slang, humorous) The state of having an erection.
    • 2014 October 31, Willa Okati, As We Are, Totally Entwined Group (USA+CAD), →ISBN:
      Not to mention recognizing the telltale signs of trying to sit still while afflicted with a bad case of boneritis that would not be quashed by the worst mental images a man could summon up. To look at him was to want him.
    • 2016 November 10, Screaming Mimi, Fates Mistress, Author Screaming Mimi, →ISBN, page 32:
      ... to her pajamas reminding of how very little fabric had separated us just moments ago. “Do you want me to bring nothing but these with me? I'll freeze!” If she wore only those around the safe house I'd die of permanent boneritis, []