conservaloon

English

Etymology

Blend of conservative +‎ loon.

Noun

conservaloon (plural conservaloons)

1. (Internet slang, derogatory, politics) A conservative.

   Synonyms: conservatard, conservaturd, cuntservative, rightard, rightoid, righturd, wingnut

   Antonyms: leftard, leftoid, lefturd, libtard, libtoid, moonbat, radlib, shitlib

   • 2005 May 10, jls, “Re: Police State ... less than five years..”, in alt.appalachian‎^[1] (Usenet), retrieved 2022-02-03:

     Typical Chicken Little conservaloon logic is the slippery slope. The logic goes like this: Since the courts wouldn't let the conservaloons "rescue" the shell of Terry Schiavo, that means on the horizon, if and when any of us reach 80 our police state gummint will euthanize us and send our carcases to the soylent green factory.

   • 2007 September 15, Woodsman, “HITLER WAS A SOCIALIST - Modern Leftism - Its similarities to Hitler and his "highly respected (policies ) by many of the Muslims of his day"”, in alt.politics.usa.republican‎^[2] (Usenet), retrieved 2022-02-03:

     Hitler and Prescott Bush were conservaloonz.

   • 2010 June 20, Iarnrod, “Great Orators of The Democratic Party”, in alt.fan.rush-limbaugh‎^[3] (Usenet), retrieved 2022-02-03:

     You have no facts. Truth is not a friend to conservaloons like you. Reality favors liberals.