procrasturbate
English
editEtymology
editBlend of procrastinate + masturbate
Pronunciation
editAudio (General Australian): (file)
Verb
editprocrasturbate (third-person singular simple present procrasturbates, present participle procrasturbating, simple past and past participle procrasturbated)
- (slang, intransitive) To procrastinate by masturbating.
- 2013 April 29, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart[1] (Television), Jon Stewart (actor):
- What's the problem, if you give Congress computers do they just spend all their time on porn sites procrasturbating?
- For more quotations using this term, see Citations:procrasturbate.