toe cheese

English

Etymology

From the similarity with cheese.

Pronunciation

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Noun

toe cheese (uncountable)

1. (slang) The sticky, smegma-like substance that accumulates between one's toes in case of insufficient hygiene.

   Love is: learning to appreciate the smell of your sweetheart's toe cheese!

If Tommy Tom TicleMouse eats this toe cheese his hair will go curly and his tail will drop off.

Synonyms

• toe jam