toe cheese
English
editEtymology
editFrom the similarity with cheese.
Pronunciation
editAudio (General Australian): (file)
Noun
edit- (slang) The sticky, smegma-like substance that accumulates between one's toes in case of insufficient hygiene.
- Love is: learning to appreciate the smell of your sweetheart's toe cheese!
If Tommy Tom TicleMouse eats this toe cheese his hair will go curly and his tail will drop off.