tonker

English

Etymology

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Noun

tonker (plural tonkers)

1. (slang, UK) The penis.

   Synonyms: plonker; see also Thesaurus:penis

   • 2009 November 18, Helen Pidd, “Queen's Speech gets the Mumsnet treatment”, in The Guardian‎^[1]:

     "It's all just hot air and posing isn't it? The political equivalent of 'my tonker is bigger than your tonker'," said CMOTdibbler, adding, "I'm all for free social care – but it needs to be high quality, consistent care, not patched together by private companies who are all trying to make money out of it."

   • 2015 April 16, Richard P. Grant, “Sex and the successful fundraiser”, in The Guardian‎^[2]:

     The blackbirds and robins and and^[sic] tits and finches shout at each other, chups and warbles and chirrups that, loosely translated, mean “Fancy a shag?”, “Get OFF my land” or “I’ve got a great big tonker.”

See also

• honky-tonker