I fuck you not

English

Phrase

I fuck you not

1. (vulgar) Synonym of I kid you not (Used to insist that one is telling the truth) [from 1990s]
   • 2002 [1999], Kevin Sampson, Powder, Canongate Books, page 55:

     ‘My God, Steve – are you fucking with me?’
     ‘I fuck you not, my friend. You guys are gonna be on Friends.’