User:Qehath/your shipment of win is in, sir
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You dork. If three citable people mistake an ash tree for an oak and say "that's an oak", do you think we should have a sense at oak saying "(mistaken) an ash tree"? What's wrong with you? Really? Equinox ◑ 13:36, 4 June 2011 (UTC)
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- A young religious woman suggested I try to stop having homosexual thoughts, and I suggested she punch herself in the cunt.
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- When I want your opinion, I'll take my dick out of your mouth.
- If I wanted your opinion, I would take my dick out of your mouth.
- If I wanted your opinion, don't you think I would take my dick out of your mouth?
- Sorry my big cock scared you.
- I told that bitch I'd call her just as soon as I gave a fuck.
- I'm too pretty to work.
- Darling, I admire a fanciful whim in the bedroom now and again, but shitting on me was a bit extravagant.
- Someone asked me if you had stopped drinking and I said, "The bitch probably just [can't remember/forgot] where she set her drink".
- As usual, I'm drunk and full of pills.
- Oh darling, when you said you had a small gift for me, I thought you were going to unzip your pants.
- I don't smoke because I like it. I smoke because I know you hate it. Now fuck off.
- This might surprise you, but I actually don't enjoy listening to you go on and on about how dreadful your life is.
- Don't ask me if I'm drunk. Bitch, I'm always drunk.
- Don't ask me if I'm drunk. If I'm awake, (it stands to reason that) I'm drunk.
- It's rather silly to ask me whether I'm drunk, taking into consideration the fact that if I am awake, the chances are slim that I am not drunk.
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