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ass +‎ monkey.


assmonkey (plural assmonkeys)

  1. (slang, pejorative) An obnoxious or contemptible person; a jerk.
    • 2000, Martin DiPietro, "The Pull" in Nest: 28 Tales of Pulp Fiction [1], ISBN 0595140653, page 72:
      "Look," said Mayer, suddenly nervous, "there's no sense in acting like complete ass monkeys over this. I'm sure we can reach a mutually beneficial settlement."
    • 2002, Brian Rockstroh, Far From Grace [2], ISBN 0595222307, page 10:
      “You little assmonkey!” The kid danced away to the front of the car.
    • 2004, Stacey Cochran, The Band [3], ISBN 1411607589, page 188:
      "God, love," I said, "Annnnnd ... trampolines!" ¶ "You are such an assmonkey."