assplant

English

Etymology

Noun

assplant (plural assplants)

(Canada, US, slang) An unintentional landing on one's buttocks.

Verb

assplant (third-person singular simple present assplants, present participle assplanting, simple past and past participle assplanted)

(Canada, US, slang) To land on one's buttocks (unintentionally).
I assplanted in the parking lot.

Anagrams

salt pans, saltpans