because you touch yourself at night

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because you touch yourself at night

  1. (vulgar, humorous) Used to deflect a request for a reason.
    • 2000, Mike Barker and Matt Weitzman, Family Guy (TV series), "Wasted Talent":
      Young Peter: Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
      Museum Guide: Because you touch yourself at night.
    • 2003 Mar. 1, Rev Bleech_, "Fox" in alt.tv.futurama:
      >I'm sure I will sound like a giant newbie(because I am), but why does Fox
      >hate futurama so much?

      Because you touch yourself at night.
    • 2019, Demons Rising (paperback), Dutch Van Alstin
      [Tophat asks with a smirk,] "Why did you name him Xavier Ignacious?"
      "Because you touch yourself at night, asshole," Solomon says.