because you touch yourself at night
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- (vulgar, humorous) Used to deflect a request for a reason.
- 2000, Mike Barker and Matt Weitzman, Family Guy (TV series), "Wasted Talent":
- Young Peter: Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
- Museum Guide: Because you touch yourself at night.
- 2003 Mar. 1, Rev Bleech_, "Fox" in alt.tv.futurama:
- >I'm sure I will sound like a giant newbie(because I am), but why does Fox
>hate futurama so much?
Because you touch yourself at night.
- >I'm sure I will sound like a giant newbie(because I am), but why does Fox
- 2019, Demons Rising (paperback), Dutch Van Alstin
- [Tophat asks with a smirk,] "Why did you name him Xavier Ignacious?"
"Because you touch yourself at night, asshole," Solomon says.
- [Tophat asks with a smirk,] "Why did you name him Xavier Ignacious?"
- 2000, Mike Barker and Matt Weitzman, Family Guy (TV series), "Wasted Talent":