doomed if you do, doomed if you don't
English edit
Etymology edit
Probably coined as a non-profane alternative to damned if you do, damned if you don't.
Phrase edit
doomed if you do, doomed if you don't (not comparable)
- (idiomatic) A situation where either choice results in a negative outcome; dilemma.
- Synonyms: dilemma; see also Thesaurus:dilemma