johnson

See also: Johnson

English

Alternative forms

• Johnson

Etymology

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Pronunciation

• (General American) IPA^(key): /ˈd͡ʒɑnsən/
• (Received Pronunciation) IPA^(key): /ˈd͡ʒɒnsən/

• Audio (General Australian):

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• Rhymes: -ɒnsən

Noun

johnson (plural johnsons)

1. (slang) Penis.

   Synonyms: see Thesaurus:penis

   • 1998, Joel and Ethan Coen, The Big Lebowski (motion picture), spoken by The Dude (Jeff Bridges):

     Fuck your sympathy! I don't need your sympathy, man, I need my fucking Johnson!