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love lotion (uncountable)

  1. (vulgar, colloquial) Semen.
    • 1996 November 30, Gerald Vontsteen, “STORY - Three Is Not A Crowd (MFF)”, in alt.sex.stories[1] (Usenet), retrieved 2022-07-03:
      By this time all three of us were practicing self abuse. I wanted to cum, but I grabbed the base of my cock to prevent a premature release of my love lotion.
    • 1999 January 28, TextTrdr, “Repost-Gaming Husband" (M/F, wife watch)”, in alt.sex.stories[2] (Usenet), retrieved 2022-07-03:
      My orgasm seemed to last for an eternity as I came and came, spewing stream after stream of my love lotion deep within her pussy.
    • 1999 October 11, Shattered Dreams Inc., “Shooting my love lotion into Tonya.”, in alt.fan.tonya-harding.whack.whack.whack[3] (Usenet), retrieved 2022-07-03:
    • 2000 May 27, Sarah, “re. fem seeks black male”, in uk.adverts.personals[4] (Usenet), retrieved 2022-07-03:
      hi i am looking for a black male you must be 8 inches + cut with a muscular body to give my cuckhold husband his first taste of a lovers creampie cos he is gonna clean me up after you shoot your love lotion deep in my pussy
    • 2007 May 10, Mehfist (Awful) Ease, “Tammy Faye wants to swallow”, in alt.religion.christian[5] (Usenet), retrieved 2022-07-03:
      Given his line of work, his man juice would probably have tasted of bovine excreta. But his best friend, whom you divorced Jim for while he was in prison for providing you your gluttonous lifestyle--he ought to go down a little smoother. He's probably got a hint of snake or worm in his love lotion--should be real smooth.