muff diver

See also: muffdiver and muff-diver

English

Alternative forms

• muff-diver, muffdiver

Etymology

From muff +‎ diver.

Pronunciation

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Noun

muff diver (plural muff divers) (vulgar, slang, derogatory)

1. One who performs cunnilingus.
   • 1958, Rolfe Humphries (tr.), Juvenal (author), "The Ninth Satire: On the griefs of a career man", in The Satires of Juvenal, Indiana University Press, →ISBN, page 113,

     Why does your face have the look that Ravola’s had when they caught him, / The muff-diver, getting his beard all wet in Rhodope’s you-know?

   • 1975, Conrad Bromberg, Actors, in Actors and at Home, Dramatists Play Service, Inc., →ISBN, page 11,

     DAVE. I do. I’m a Jew (Goes into routine.) Marx told us nothing, Freud told us why. […] Mailer’s a mainstream muff diver, screaming, “Go down, Moses, it’ll clean your teeth!”

   • 2007, Nickolas Vassili, So Much Pleasure, So Little Pain, self-published, →ISBN, page 51,

     “New Yoi’kers are nothin’ more than dir-ty, fil-thy, rotten muff-divers! Do you he-ah!” Turning his head slowly, without moving his body, Ober stared at each New Yorker in turn, finishing on my corpulent presence with a deep scowl of disgust. “I’ve ne-vah known one of them who wasn’t…a dir-ty, fil-thy, rotten muff-diver! Nevah!!!”

2. A lesbian.

Synonyms

• cunnilinguist
• carpet muncher