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  1. (nonstandard, proscribed, often humorous) plural form of penis
    • 1991 August 22, "eiverso", <>, "Flat-chested female characters (was Re: Overweight characters)", rec.arts.comics, Usenet:
      To further the comparison, not only are some men's penii (plural) larger, you can't exercise a penis to make it bigger
    • 1997 [2004 reprint], Matt Ruff & Tom Stoppard, Sewer, Gas and Electric: The Public Works Trilogy, Grove Press, p. 67:
      [T]he United States Supreme Court had determined [] that artificial testicles were kosher under this law, but prosthetic penii clearly were not.
    • 2007 May 6, Stefan Gates, "Taboo foods", Cooking in the Danger Zone, BBC:
      More dog willies. What’s with the penis? Why so many penii?
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