piss on someone's Cheerios

English

Verb

piss on someone's Cheerios (third-person singular simple present pisses on someone's Cheerios, present participle pissing on someone's Cheerios, simple past and past participle pissed on someone's Cheerios)

1. Alternative form of piss in someone's Cheerios.
   • 2009, Helen Benedict, “Coming Home”, in The Lonely Soldier: The Private War of Women Serving in Iraq, Boston, Mass.: Beacon Press, →ISBN, part 3 (After), page 200:

     Miriam Barton, the army sergeant from Oregon, described it more colorfully: “After I beaned this broad with a can of peas and tried to run somebody off the road, I was diagnosed with severe PTSD. It feels like God is pissing on your Cheerios.”

   • 2010, Oasis [pseudonym], chapter 8, in Push Comes to Shove (Zane Presents), Largo, Md.: Strebor Books, published 2011 March, →ISBN, page 100:

     I asked you not to piss on his Cheerios, Hector. It’ll take him a week to find a good mood. Now I can’t help you.

   • 2013, Nancy Springer, chapter 3, in Drawn into Darkness, New York, N.Y.: New American Library, →ISBN, page 33:

     Justin, you gotta stay home from school today, boy. One look at your face, people will be asking who pissed on your Cheerios.

   • 2018, Mark Tufo, Demon Wars (Lycan Fallout; 5)‎^[1], [Swanville, Me.]: DevilDog Press, →ISBN:

     His mouth was closed in a grimace and he looked like I had personally pissed on his Cheerios while he was actively eating them.

   • 2024, Mimi Francis, “Seth”, in Private Desires (Second Chances in Hollywood; 4), Sylva, N.C.: 4 Horsemen Publications, Inc., →ISBN:

     Why did she have to say his name like he’d pissed on her Cheerios?