strapadictomy

English

Etymology

A pun on the phrase strap a dick to me, employing the -tomy suffix.

Noun

strapadictomy (plural strapadictomies)

1. (humorous) A supposed operation that transforms a woman into a man.
   • 2004, Ben Trovato, Ben Trovato's Guide to Everything, page 51:

     Encourage your girl to exaggerate your good points whenever she is with her best friend. […] However, what sometimes happens is that your girl gets carried away and gushes endlessly about your prowess in bed, the one area in which the best friend cannot compete. Well, not without having a strapadictomy first.