titjob
English edit
Etymology 1 edit
tit (“breast”) + job (“sex act”)
Alternative forms edit
Noun edit
titjob (plural titjobs)
- (slang, vulgar) A sex act in which one's penis is inserted between a partner's breasts and stimulated, usually to the point of ejaculation.
- 2002 November 10, Russell B. Goode, “2X2L Calling CQ”, in alt.tv.real-world[1] (Usenet), retrieved 2022-08-23:
- Yeah yeah. Come on, I'm serious. This isn't fair. You're lying there, spent and satisfied, sweat still glistening on your forehead and chest, and I'm still worked up. Can I have that handjob, please? Or something?
(I would ask for a titjob but my balls are blue enough already, lol?)
- 2005 July 23, hg the original Hippie Mafia, “Field Trip”, in alt.music.ramones[2] (Usenet), retrieved 2022-08-23:
- We've a new brothel in town!! hey HO!
No such waste o' time like tabledances nor anything else, just plain and simple buisiness - pay & fuck.
I just was at their opening party and I can tell you they've just fine woman, mostly young sluts. Fresh imports from places all over east Europe and Russia, some brown too. Cheap too!
Examples: Hand- , Blow - or Titjob = 20 Euros.
Real french Kisses = add 5 Euros per job.
1/2 hour fuck, vaginal, = 50 Euros.
1/2 hour fuck in the butt = plus 20 Euros
1 full hour service = add 20 20 percent to the above.
Longer or whole night = just ask for prices (hehehe)
- 2007 October 10, Pief, “Henin is the man!”, in rec.sport.tennis[3] (Usenet), retrieved 2022-08-23:
- I still don't understand quite well why female tennis is mainly a beauty contest. With almost always bad taste from a majority of posters. Are they all very young wankers only dreaming of a titjob ? C'mon, kids, titjobs are great (selfish but great) with the correctly equiped[sic] lady. Most of the time, she'll have the age and experience of your mothers. But no or very few tennis skills. Don't be shy, go to the specialized newsgroups, there plenty of them on usenet. Do you want a list ?
Translations edit
tit fuck — see tit fuck
Etymology 2 edit
tit (“breast”) + job (“plastic surgery”)
Alternative forms edit
Noun edit
titjob (plural titjobs)
- (slang, vulgar) A breast augmentation or, less commonly, a breast reduction.
- 1998 February 28, Booochie, “Nikki Randall - the sexiest!”, in rec.arts.movies.erotica[5] (Usenet), retrieved 2022-08-23:
- In the John Wayne Bobbitt Uncut movie she looked bored to tears in her scene. New tits but just going through motions. And if you look close she actually kind of pushes him off her body while he's thrusting his pathetic cock into her. When I saw that, I just thought another needless return for a paycheck and haven't wasted my time on any other of her post titjob flicks.
- 1998 March 9, Lisa Jennings, “My Old School”, in alt.lifestyle.furry[6] (Usenet), retrieved 2022-08-23:
- > 2) Were you a football player/cheerleader for your school?
Not a chance: my high school was the one in the news where a girl was 'traumatized' when the Cheer Squad teacher told her "If you wanna get on the team, get a titjob. Your tits are too big."
- 2008 August 24, The Guv'nor, “Kinga is erm... stunning!”, in free.uk.tv.bigbrother[8] (Usenet), retrieved 2022-08-23:
- I'd forgotten about Amy, but can't forget "Nur, not jacuzzi time!" Michelle the bunny boiler who shagged stu under the table, then had a titjob. The back 3 all have fake tits, what is this world coming to?
- 2017 May 27, fffurken, “Ping Furken - about Faith Goldy”, in rec.gambling.poker[9] (Usenet), retrieved 2022-08-23:
- > This girl is smart, man. I just watched this, and she is on the money. I realize you may have watched this episode already, but I wanted to bring it to your attention. She's really good.
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7V1Q3kZfBb4
That looks like a pretty bad titjob too. And the scrawny arms, no, she's not for me Paul.
Translations edit
boob job — see boob job