- arse bandit, bum bandit, ring raider, shit stabber, turd burglar, poof/poofter, fairy, bender, bent, shirtlifter
- homosexual (offensive, derogatory)
- bell/bell-end
- glans of the penis or fool
- berk
- idiot, irritating person (from Berkeley Hunt, Cockney rhyming slang for cunt)
- Billy
- amphetamines. (From Billy Whizz, a British comic strip character.) friendless (Billy No-Mates)
- Bobby, Old Bill, Plod, 5-Oh, Rozzers, Bizzie (Scouse), The Scum, The Filth
- police, police officer
- blagger
- Liar or Robber. Also 'Blag' is 'lie to' or 'rob' someone. Also somebody who boasts a lot.
- bloke, chap, geezer
- Man (informal)
- blooming
- euphemism for bloody
- bog
- toilet
- bog off
- Go away
- bog roll
- Toilet paper
- bollock(s)
- fuck, damn, shit
- bird
- girl
- brown bread
- dead
- Bugger
- Anal sex, an exclamation of dissatisfaction ("OH BUGGER!"), in a dire situation ("Well, we're buggered now"), acute surprise
- Bum
- The Buttocks, The Anus or Both.
- chav, ned, bam, scally
- A person who dresses in a certain style, typically badly or in sports clothing. Often used as a form of derogation.
- Cheers
- Thank you or goodbye
- Cock
- An idiot
- Duff
- Doesn't work "these batteries are duff" or beat "let's duff him up"
- Fag
- Cigarette
- Fanny
- Female external genitalia
- Fit
- Sexually Attractive
- gaff
- house
- gash
- derogatory term used for females or the female genitalia
- gay
- bad e.g. "It was 'gay' being mugged"
- git, bell-end, knob-end
- incompetent, stupid, annoying, or childish person
- Gob
- Mouth; to spit
- Gobsmacked
- Flabbergasted, dumbfounded, astounded, speechless
- Half-Inch
- To Steal
- Helmet
- 'Glans of the Penis' or 'fool'
- handbags
- a harmless fight
- Ickle
- Small
- I('ll) say
- expression of surprise, amazement
- Jack, Raise
- Steal
- jammy
- lucky. (also 'spawny')
- Jizz
- Semen
- Kip
- Sleep, Nap
- knackered
- exhausted, tired
- Knob head
- a stupid, irritating person
- Knob jockey
- homosexual (to ride the penis like a jockey rides a horse)
- Fruitbat, Spazmo
- idiot
- Loo
- Lavatory
- Manc
- someone from Manchester
- Manky
- Dirty, filthy
- Meat and Two Veg
- male external genitalia
- Minge
- Vagina
- Minger
- Ugly or filthy-minded person
- Minted
- Wealthy
- Munter
- Ugly person
- Nick
- Steal or Police Station "He's in the 'Nick'"
- Nicked
- Arrested or Stolen i.e. "He got 'Nicked' after he'd 'Nicked' that Car"
- Nonce
- Paedophile or idiot
- Nutter
- Insane person
- pig pen
- police station
- Pillock
- Someone who is stupid
- Pinch
- Steal
- Pissed
- Drunk
- ponce
- pimp; a posh, effeminate man.
- Ring
- Anal Sphincter
- Safe
- Good, Agreed
- See A Man About A Dog
- Attend a secret deal or meeting.
- Scouser
- Someone from Liverpool
- Scrote
- Scrotum or pestilent child or teenagerTemplate:Dubious
- Shag
- Have sex with
- Shiner
- Black Eye or Erection
- Skint
- without money
- Skanked
- Ripped-off, daylight robbery, expensive
- Skanky
- vile
- Slag, Slapper, Tart, Scrubber
- Prostitute, Loose woman
- Slash
- urinate, urination
- snog
- French kiss
- Sod
- idiot, moron, or annoying person (from sodomite)
- Sod off
- go away, i.e. fuck off.
- Steaming
- Extremely Drunk
- Stuffed
- sexual intercourse (e.g. "Get Stuffed" or "We're Stuffed")
- spawny
- lucky
- spunk
- semen, ejaculate
- Take the piss (out of)
- To mock, "Are you taking the piss?"
- Tosser
- Literally someone who masturbates (to toss off), but generally means an idiot or someone whom the speaker doesn't like
- twat
- Female genitalia or an idiot
- wank
- masturbation
- wanker
- Literally someone who masturbates (verb - to wank), but generally means an idiot or someone whom the speaker doesn't like.
- Whizz
- Amphetamines. See also 'Billy'
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