pisser
See also: Pisser
English
editEtymology
editFrom Middle English pissere; equivalent to piss + -er (agent noun). The sense referring to a urinal formed from piss + -er (patient suffix).
Pronunciation
edit- (General American) IPA(key): /ˈpɪsɚ/
- (UK) IPA(key): /ˈpɪsə(ɹ)/
Audio (General Australian): (file) - Rhymes: -ɪsə(ɹ)
Noun
editpisser (plural pissers)
- (mildly vulgar) One who pisses.
- (mildly vulgar) That which pisses, particularly a penis.
- (US dialect, slang, mildly vulgar) Someone or something impressive or remarkable.
- (UK, Ireland, slang, mildly vulgar) A disappointing or frustrating situation or event.
- (Australia, slang, mildly vulgar) An extremely amusing person or thing.
- (chiefly US, mildly vulgar, slang) A toilet or urinal.
- (slang, mildly vulgar) A pub.
- (informal) Synonym of piss clam
Synonyms
edit- (vulgar slang for toilet): See shitter and Thesaurus:toilet
Derived terms
editTranslations
editone who pisses
toilet — see toilet
vulgar slang for toilet — see shitter
References
edit- Oxford English Dictionary. "pisser, n."
Anagrams
editDutch
editEtymology
editPronunciation
editNoun
editpisser m (plural pissers, diminutive pissertje n)
- (literally) one who pisses
- (figuratively) penis
- (figuratively) amateur
Synonyms
editFrench
editEtymology
editInherited from Old French pissier, from Vulgar Latin *pīssiāre, of originally Germanic origin or more likely of echoic origin. Cognates include Catalan pixar, Italian pisciare, Romanian pișa.
Pronunciation
editVerb
editpisser
- (transitive, intransitive, slang) to piss
- (transitive) to pour with (some liquid)
- Et, au milieu de cette buée amassée goutte à goutte, de cette évaporation continue des trois marmites, où fondaient les cochons, il n’était certainement pas, du plancher au plafond, un clou qui ne pissât la graisse.
- And, in the midst of that steam built up drop by drop, that continual evaporation from the three pots where the pigs were stewing, there wasn't a single nail from floor to ceiling which wasn't pouring with grease.
- (Emile Zola, Le Ventre de Paris)
Conjugation
editConjugation of pisser (see also Appendix:French verbs)
infinitive | simple | pisser | |||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
compound | avoir + past participle | ||||||
present participle or gerund1 | simple | pissant /pi.sɑ̃/ | |||||
compound | ayant + past participle | ||||||
past participle | pissé /pi.se/ | ||||||
singular | plural | ||||||
first | second | third | first | second | third | ||
indicative | je (j’) | tu | il, elle, on | nous | vous | ils, elles | |
(simple tenses) |
present | pisse /pis/ |
pisses /pis/ |
pisse /pis/ |
pissons /pi.sɔ̃/ |
pissez /pi.se/ |
pissent /pis/ |
imperfect | pissais /pi.sɛ/ |
pissais /pi.sɛ/ |
pissait /pi.sɛ/ |
pissions /pi.sjɔ̃/ |
pissiez /pi.sje/ |
pissaient /pi.sɛ/ | |
past historic2 | pissai /pi.se/ |
pissas /pi.sa/ |
pissa /pi.sa/ |
pissâmes /pi.sam/ |
pissâtes /pi.sat/ |
pissèrent /pi.sɛʁ/ | |
future | pisserai /pi.sʁe/ |
pisseras /pi.sʁa/ |
pissera /pi.sʁa/ |
pisserons /pi.sʁɔ̃/ |
pisserez /pi.sʁe/ |
pisseront /pi.sʁɔ̃/ | |
conditional | pisserais /pi.sʁɛ/ |
pisserais /pi.sʁɛ/ |
pisserait /pi.sʁɛ/ |
pisserions /pi.sə.ʁjɔ̃/ |
pisseriez /pi.sə.ʁje/ |
pisseraient /pi.sʁɛ/ | |
(compound tenses) |
present perfect | present indicative of avoir + past participle | |||||
pluperfect | imperfect indicative of avoir + past participle | ||||||
past anterior2 | past historic of avoir + past participle | ||||||
future perfect | future of avoir + past participle | ||||||
conditional perfect | conditional of avoir + past participle | ||||||
subjunctive | que je (j’) | que tu | qu’il, qu’elle | que nous | que vous | qu’ils, qu’elles | |
(simple tenses) |
present | pisse /pis/ |
pisses /pis/ |
pisse /pis/ |
pissions /pi.sjɔ̃/ |
pissiez /pi.sje/ |
pissent /pis/ |
imperfect2 | pissasse /pi.sas/ |
pissasses /pi.sas/ |
pissât /pi.sa/ |
pissassions /pi.sa.sjɔ̃/ |
pissassiez /pi.sa.sje/ |
pissassent /pi.sas/ | |
(compound tenses) |
past | present subjunctive of avoir + past participle | |||||
pluperfect2 | imperfect subjunctive of avoir + past participle | ||||||
imperative | – | – | – | ||||
simple | — | pisse /pis/ |
— | pissons /pi.sɔ̃/ |
pissez /pi.se/ |
— | |
compound | — | simple imperative of avoir + past participle | — | simple imperative of avoir + past participle | simple imperative of avoir + past participle | — | |
1 The French gerund is usable only with the preposition en. | |||||||
2 In less formal writing or speech, these tenses may be found to have been replaced in the following way:
(Christopher Kendris [1995], Master the Basics: French, pp. 77, 78, 79, 81). |
Derived terms
edit- ne plus se sentir pisser
- pisse
- pissenlit
- pisser dans son froc
- pisseur, pisseuse
- pleuvoir comme vache qui pisse
Further reading
edit- “pisser”, in Trésor de la langue française informatisé [Digitized Treasury of the French Language], 2012.
Anagrams
editMiddle English
editNoun
editpisser
- Alternative form of pissere
Middle French
editEtymology
editFrom Old French pissier, from Vulgar Latin *pīssiāre.
Verb
editpisser
Conjugation
edit- Middle French conjugation varies from one text to another. Hence, the following conjugation should be considered as typical, not as exhaustive.
Conjugation of pisser
infinitive | simple | pisser | |||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
compound | avoir + past participle | ||||||
present participle1 or gerund2 | simple | pissant | |||||
compound | present participle or gerund of avoir + past participle | ||||||
past participle | pissé | ||||||
singular | plural | ||||||
first | second | third | first | second | third | ||
indicative | ie (i’) | tu | il, elle | nous | vous | ilz, elles | |
(simple tenses) |
present | pisse | pisses | pisse | pissons | pissez | pissent |
imperfect | pissois, pissoys | pissois, pissoys | pissoit, pissoyt | pissions, pissyons | pissiez, pissyez | pissoient, pissoyent | |
past historic | pissa | pissas | pissa | pissasmes | pissastes | pisserent | |
future | pisserai, pisseray | pisseras | pissera | pisserons | pisserez | pisseront | |
conditional | pisserois, pisseroys | pisserois, pisseroys | pisseroit, pisseroyt | pisserions, pisseryons | pisseriez, pisseryez | pisseroient, pisseroyent | |
(compound tenses) |
present perfect | present indicative of avoir + past participle | |||||
pluperfect | imperfect indicative of avoir + past participle | ||||||
past anterior | past historic of avoir + past participle | ||||||
future perfect | future of avoir + past participle | ||||||
conditional perfect | conditional of avoir + past participle | ||||||
subjunctive | que ie (i’) | que tu | qu’il, qu’elle | que nous | que vous | qu’ilz, qu’elles | |
(simple tenses) |
present | pisse | pisses | pisse | pissons | pissez | pissent |
imperfect | pissasse | pissasses | pissast | pissassions | pissassiez | pissassent | |
(compound tenses) |
past | present subjunctive of avoir + past participle | |||||
pluperfect | imperfect subjunctive of avoir + past participle | ||||||
imperative | – | – | – | ||||
simple | — | pisse | — | pissons | pissez | — | |
compound | — | simple imperative of avoir + past participle | — | simple imperative of avoir + past participle | simple imperative of avoir + past participle | — | |
1 The present participle was variable in gender and number until the 17th century (Anne Sancier-Château [1995], Une esthétique nouvelle: Honoré d'Urfé, correcteur de l'Astrée, p. 179). The French Academy would eventually declare it not to be declined in 1679. | |||||||
2 The gerund was held to be invariable by grammarians of the early 17th century, and was usable with preposition en, as in Modern French, although the preposition was not mandatory (Anne Sancier-Château [1995], op. cit., p. 180). |
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